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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 21st Oct 2020, 23:52
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"DUCK THEATHON! DUCK THEATHON! SHOOT HIM!"
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 06:22
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Last call, I'll judge tonight... Rover and out...
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 07:30
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One more Taliban and we get to go to the Palace, while I collect the medals you can get to know the Corgis
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 07:31
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159 yards left, man does not have a Poppy, ok Spot let's remind him of what we do....
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 07:38
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On the cliff at Dover. Sgt Hoskins and his Police dog look to prevent the illegals from landing. Easier than apprehending them later ...
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 08:26
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I just wish that he wouldn't pass me targets referenced by clock code from the nearest lamp post.
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 10:27
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Rover, you left a pile of steaming poo 100m NNW of here. Are you going to go and fetch it, or shall I destroy it with my machine gun?
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 12:02
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To do that you would need to be a sh*t hot shot...
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 12:21
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I need to go, you got any bags?




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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 12:59
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"The sign says Dogs must be on a Lead"
"Well, I can't lead him if he ain't moving!"
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 13:03
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Toilet door has a padlock on it. See I can shoot it off with one shot. Works all the time for Bond and Hunt... Satisfied.
Thinks damm dog wants a nice comfy bog seat. None of this squatting in nettles.
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 13:36
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You sure your in with Peter Purves and you can get me a Blue Peter badge for taking out your rival Shep?
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 17:12
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I know my Semaphore is a bit rusty but I am sure there is no 'C' in 'Hunt'. Please verify
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 18:14
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My master used to be the cameraman on 'The Golden Shot' but he took redundancy a bit hard. Still why did he call me 'Bernie'
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 19:22
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Plenty of brilliant responses - a few favourites:

Chu Chu:
Uneasy over the wolf reintroduction program, Lassie calls in reinforcements.
MPN11:
Dog: “I’m the K9, and this is the inadequate K3 with a feeble sense of smell.”
Man: ”Feeble in comparison, mate, but I can still smell you from here.”

Wensleydale
Mr Burnham is the one on the left.
Nutloose:
Look all i’m saying is we have to be seen to be PC these days, so you’re going to have to job share with the cat.
Dan Gerous:
I need to go, you got any bags?
But the CST, suitably filled with a year's supply of Bonio, which is winging its way downunder in a Beagle Terrier goes to

Buster:
"Oh Man! You've been nailing all those Liverpool players! They're going down like flies"
"I haven't fired a shot yet!"
Over to you...
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Old 22nd Oct 2020, 23:07
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Cheers Treads.

I won’t get a pic up until later tonight but if someone has one ready to go, please feel free to keep the ball rolling.
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Old 23rd Oct 2020, 04:19
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Enjoy!
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Old 23rd Oct 2020, 04:21
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Please mister postman.....
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Old 23rd Oct 2020, 06:17
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Prvt Chow passes his distraction test by only maintaining a stiff upper lip.
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Old 23rd Oct 2020, 06:18
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Promotion to wife no 5.....yippee
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