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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 31st Oct 2020, 07:25
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"But I want to play with that mini-gun"....
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Old 31st Oct 2020, 11:30
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All ready for when grand pops comes to pick up the kids in his Landrover.
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Old 31st Oct 2020, 11:38
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Did someone say strap in or strap on?


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Old 31st Oct 2020, 14:01
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Ok chewy, let’s go beat the Kessler run record.
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Old 31st Oct 2020, 14:59
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“I was much taller than her before I ejected!”
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Old 31st Oct 2020, 15:51
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Enjoy kids, the way the defence budget is going that’s the last fast jet seat you will ever sit in.....
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Old 31st Oct 2020, 15:53
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When I grow up I want to be a Pilot !

Errr I think you you mean “Tactical Air Effects Onboard Facilitator”
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Old 31st Oct 2020, 16:00
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Errr I think you you mean “Tactical Air Effects Remote Facilitator”
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Old 31st Oct 2020, 18:20
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Errr, I think you mean Tea Boy...
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Old 31st Oct 2020, 18:32
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God's gift to man, like my father was.
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Old 1st Nov 2020, 09:39
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Bit early to call, unless wanted, so last orders and call Monday 09.00
K
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Old 1st Nov 2020, 10:06
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"So if I'm a pilot when I grow up, I get to sit here for 12 hours?"
-- "That's right. And every three hours you tell the passengers what you can see out of your window, because they can't see it."
-- "And then what?"
-- "You spend a couple of nights in a hotel identical to thousands of other hotels at airports around the world, and then you do the same thing again."

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Old 1st Nov 2020, 20:12
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Time to call this...
Mine was When I grow up I want to be a Page 3 photographer. pays poor but its all Peaks and Troughs....

However Ascend Charlie wins with

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
Our parents strapped us in here while they ducked off to have sex. Oh well, we will be free in about 3 minutes...
The blindingly obvious runner up was Wensleydale with

"I want to be a pilot when I grow up".

"Be real - you can't do both!"
AC you have control
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Old 1st Nov 2020, 21:19
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Thank you Mr Rash.
Here's a quick one.

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Old 1st Nov 2020, 22:05
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We wear soft hats airside because look what the men's hard hats did to the plane's nose.
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Old 1st Nov 2020, 22:34
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Girl behind You two can laugh but look what my Hank has painted on his plane
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Old 1st Nov 2020, 23:36
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"My Nigel said he named his aircraft after me, but all I saw was "Miss Take".
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 04:40
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"Congratulations on getting the Daily Double - the CO and the OPSO on the same night!"
"It would have been the Trifecta, but the CFI was winning the Quinella with you and Section Officer Harvey!"
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 06:33
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General. ...thank you Miss Hoskins at last a aircraft we can use twice
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 06:34
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Proof Positive that in 1950's America the Masons allowed women
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