Time to call this...
Mine was When I grow up I want to be a Page 3 photographer. pays poor but its all Peaks and Troughs....
However Ascend Charlie wins with
Originally Posted by
Ascend Charlie
Our parents strapped us in here while they ducked off to have sex. Oh well, we will be free in about 3 minutes...
The blindingly obvious runner up was Wensleydale with
"I want to be a pilot when I grow up".
"Be real - you can't do both!"
AC you have control