Caption Competition Mk II
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Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
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Think of us as the Military equivalent of RyanAir, if anyone of you press the call buttons in flight, I’ll charge you for it and I guarantee you will get 7 days.
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Next to Ross and Demelza
Age: 53
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Sir! Sir! Hoskins has been sick, sir!
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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Business Class would improve ... eventually.
Join Date: Mar 2010
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“So do these things crash often?”
”No, only once.”
”No, only once.”
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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“In an Emergency it is important to firmly grip the armrest on your seat ... dunno why, but that’s what is says here ... and don’t PANIC.“
Join Date: Mar 2010
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“Those dangling straps remind me of a WAAF officer I met once ... dammit, what was her name?”
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
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This button reminds me of the wife - she’s a really hard woman!
Now remember we are going to a place that does not exist, does not appear on any map, deadly force is authorised. The President is kept in the dark and hopefully one of you will rise to the occasion ...
Welcome to Melania's bedroom
Welcome to Melania's bedroom
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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And the winner is Surplus: "You may now unbuckle your seatbelts, hands up anybody who understands the phrase 'rendition'."
Congratulations, the CST is being renditioned to you by way of a C-54.
Anyone else think the guy with the big ears under the straps looks like a young Tom Hanks?
Congratulations, the CST is being renditioned to you by way of a C-54.
Anyone else think the guy with the big ears under the straps looks like a young Tom Hanks?
