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Old 19th Jul 2020, 17:54
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“Be honest, Hoskins ... you didn't mean to do that, did you?”
“No, Sir. I had a Hangar Warning System failure.”
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 18:02
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 18:02
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Tragedy results when McDonnell Douglas' attempt at improving NOTAR, NOTAROAEIH, fails miserably. (Acronym: No Tail Rotor or Anything Else Including Hangar).

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Old 19th Jul 2020, 18:24
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They said Hoskins couldn't hit a barn door. He proved them wrong.
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 18:26
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Looks like the tracking needs adjustment.
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 18:32
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Someones going to get itchy cleaning all that up.
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 19:28
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"But I was clear above and behind......."
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 19:31
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Brain's latest idea for the Thunderbirds fleet needed just a little more work...
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 19:58
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"Sorry, the camera jammed. Can we repeat the scene, please?"
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 20:48
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Well, when I put 2 inches of right pedal in on the Wessex it didn’t do that.
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 21:21
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Upon landing at Battersea Heliport the pilot was not notified 'breaking action poor'
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Bit icy today
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 21:39
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Everybody sing: "Don't look back in Hangar - I heard you say".
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 22:24
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That's the last time I ask a helicopter pilot to lift the drain grates.
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 22:56
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Bloody Navy, muttered something about the new Heliporthole.
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 23:00
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Ere, these aren't the same doors that Tommy Walsh advertises as cracking are they, cause they're sh@te.
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Old 20th Jul 2020, 00:16
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"Sir, it was the gravitational attraction between the big hangar and the little helicopter....and coriolis force...and flapback...and inflow roll...and LTE...it wasn't my fault..."
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Old 20th Jul 2020, 06:24
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"This 'll get him kicked out of the Rotary Club!"
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Old 20th Jul 2020, 06:47
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Budgie the helicopter's new book.
'He is not my father, i'm hiding away
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Old 20th Jul 2020, 06:48
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During a hand flying accuracy test the Pilots covid-19 mask slipped
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Nae's solution to congested hangar space, make the hangar larger or the aircraft smaller. That's £5m please
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