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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 18th May 2020, 13:03
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and when daddy submarine and mummy submarine love each other very much, they make a baby submarine, just like this one.
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Old 18th May 2020, 13:04
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Ikea launched their first DIY sub. Some assembly, plus volunteers, required.
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Old 18th May 2020, 13:06
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Are we in the Channel yet?
Nope, still in the sewers.
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Old 18th May 2020, 14:50
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Must have been designed by Avro. The rear crew get the same size window as the Vulcan's did.
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Old 18th May 2020, 16:58
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- Are you sure we're meant to be facing backwards?

- Yes, the seating was designed by a rowing-boat designer.

- And the propellor at the front?

- A light aircraft manufacturer.

- And who else was on the design committee?
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:00
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Jules, 20000 Leagues under the sea in this? On your bike i'm off
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:01
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Captain Nemo seeks brave crew to take on the underwater monster, what in this ? Forget it i'm off
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:03
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USN Nautilus underway on Nuclear power. But no one thought about the crew comfort
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:06
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Too late the crew found out the Polaris was a vertical launch system
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:07
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The US Seals were surprised to be tasked with taking out Obama, don't you mean Osama? No look who the Comander-in-Chief is
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:11
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Owing to Covid-19 the supply of canopies were halted, however the Admirals ordered the mission to go ahead, for the greater good.
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:12
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Dammit Raquels bra is not transparent when wet
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:16
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During Prohibition the Moonshine runners put their V8's in alternative transport. Hoskins was surprised to find where the exhaust went.
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:17
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Just wait till I get this up to 88 miles per hour.
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:19
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Faster, faster, the Box Jellyfish is gaining on us...
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Old 18th May 2020, 17:23
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After what 007 did for the Aston / BMW / Jaguar sales, BAe hope to get a increased order book for their family convertible
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Old 18th May 2020, 18:00
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Turn to starboard, I think I can see a virus at 12 o’clock. Oh, disregard, it’s just another turd.
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Old 18th May 2020, 20:21
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With two anxious passengers looking over his shoulder, Hoskins desperately searched for the diving plane controls.
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Old 18th May 2020, 21:20
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Upset by reports that the VW Beetle floats, the indomitable British Motor Industry sets out to create a vehicle that doesn't.
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Old 18th May 2020, 21:24
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Damn secrecy! I thought we were going to the moon, not the bottom of the harbour.
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