Caption Competition Mk II

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hmmm, I think this horizon is artificial!

[Buster Hyman]

People keep saying that the A10 is ugly, but it looks fine from here.

[Buster Hyman]

"PULL UP! PULL UP!...ha ha...only joking Frank"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

If I do this, does it mean I'm VFR On Top?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

What do you mean, "you'll find out in a minute it's not fuel-injected"?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The boom operator's position on the Irish Air Corps new tanker was not the most ergonomic.

[Wensleydale]

Brian realised that his instructors were not too impressed with his progress...after Straight and Level 2!.

[Surplus]

After the last election, Jeremy's new career path was going swimmingly.

[Kiltrash]

The London Eye pod rotation goes wonky, but look at the great view.

[Kiltrash]

No sorry still cannot see the curvature of the Earth

[Kiltrash]

You think this is scary, what about the wing walker?

[Kiltrash]

Boris finally takes the doctors advice to take some time off and get away from it all. Sir Kier Stammers is only to glad to help plan

[Kiltrash]

In an effort to avoid the SAM Gary pulls off some fancy evasive flying

[Surplus]

So you see, Jeremy, Momentum alone is not enough, Attitude is just as important.

[Ascend Charlie]

"No, you goose, I said IS THE INVERTER ON, not "Invert her, Ron!"

[Buster Hyman]

With all his current woes, Branson looks to Virgin Galactic to cheer him up...then looks away...

[treadigraph]

After his third triple negative flick roll from inverted to inverted, Fred suddenly remembered he was flying Ryanair 249 to Madrid-Ciudad Real Airport - and that Captain was otherwise occupied in the forward lavvy...

[c52]

You said you wondered what it would be like to be inside a washing machine or tumble drier....

[Kiltrash]

Pilot to ATC "At my 10 o'clock,is that my propeller? If so I will be down in a minute to collect." My Name?? Oh yes its J R Hoskins

[Surplus]

Don't panic FgOff Jones, just remember the blue bit is supposed to go up, tiddly up up.