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Old 12th May 2020, 14:15
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Hmmm, I think this horizon is artificial!
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Old 12th May 2020, 14:16
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People keep saying that the A10 is ugly, but it looks fine from here.
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Old 12th May 2020, 14:17
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"PULL UP! PULL UP!...ha ha...only joking Frank"
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Old 12th May 2020, 14:20
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If I do this, does it mean I'm VFR On Top?
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Old 12th May 2020, 14:22
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What do you mean, "you'll find out in a minute it's not fuel-injected"?
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Old 12th May 2020, 14:25
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The boom operator's position on the Irish Air Corps new tanker was not the most ergonomic.
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Old 12th May 2020, 14:51
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Brian realised that his instructors were not too impressed with his progress...after Straight and Level 2!.
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Old 12th May 2020, 14:57
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After the last election, Jeremy's new career path was going swimmingly.
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Old 12th May 2020, 20:00
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The London Eye pod rotation goes wonky, but look at the great view.
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Old 12th May 2020, 20:03
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No sorry still cannot see the curvature of the Earth
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Old 12th May 2020, 20:06
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You think this is scary, what about the wing walker?
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Old 12th May 2020, 20:07
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Boris finally takes the doctors advice to take some time off and get away from it all. Sir Kier Stammers is only to glad to help plan
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Old 12th May 2020, 20:16
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In an effort to avoid the SAM Gary pulls off some fancy evasive flying
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Old 13th May 2020, 01:14
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So you see, Jeremy, Momentum alone is not enough, Attitude is just as important.
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Old 13th May 2020, 01:38
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"No, you goose, I said IS THE INVERTER ON, not "Invert her, Ron!"
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Old 13th May 2020, 02:01
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With all his current woes, Branson looks to Virgin Galactic to cheer him up...then looks away...
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Old 13th May 2020, 06:47
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After his third triple negative flick roll from inverted to inverted, Fred suddenly remembered he was flying Ryanair 249 to Madrid-Ciudad Real Airport - and that Captain was otherwise occupied in the forward lavvy...
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Old 13th May 2020, 11:57
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You said you wondered what it would be like to be inside a washing machine or tumble drier....
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Old 13th May 2020, 14:00
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Pilot to ATC "At my 10 o'clock,is that my propeller? If so I will be down in a minute to collect." My Name?? Oh yes its J R Hoskins
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Old 13th May 2020, 14:43
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Don't panic FgOff Jones, just remember the blue bit is supposed to go up, tiddly up up.
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