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Old 14th Apr 2020, 22:32
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OK ladies and gentlemen, have a go at this one.



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Scratch and Sniff becomes a new army fad.
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Gender testing takes a new turn.
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If you can kick this high then maybe you are in wrong army.
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Everybody was Kung Flu Farting...
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Plivate Ree loosens up for the BOKYAG* Manoeuvre, being practiced by his friend behind him.





*BOKYAG = "Bend Over, Kiss Your @rse Goodbye"
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I still can't see it. Are you sure the spider went into your boot?
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"Ahh, thank you. That's got it."
"Okay Hoskinovitch, next time you get cramp, go to the infirmary!"
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Ah crap, he took a photo. I bet I get trolled like Tayla Harris now.
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The label says 'Made for Walking.'
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That's you sorted as the C for the YMCA tribute band
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Limbering up for the tug of war team
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Ministry of silly walks inducts new recruits
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This should impress / scare David Walliams
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"Got it! The pebble just fell out!"
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Wouldn't it be easier just to buy crew ladders for the new fighter?
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That's it General, the men are now physically ready for our own version of the Attari-Wagah border ceremony, but they'll all need to grow luxurious moustaches...
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Director calls " Cut" now let's Photoshop on The Presidents Head

Could apply equally to Putin, Yong Fat One, Trump or even Boris..
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Goose stepping soldier at the May Day parade gets lock-leg. The physio and substitute rush on ....


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At Horse Guards parade it was discovered Rigor Mortis had set in when Hoskins did a double shift
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