Caption Competition Mk II
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Told you that pilot's watch was too damn heavy...
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“Is he in there? Speak to us, Hoskins!”
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“Last time I fly with an overweight Observer ... bloody nagging ballast.”
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“No problem ... the R.E.8 can take a lot of ... ouch.”
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How many pilots does it take to buff it out?
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“Sorry, old chap, I think VSTOL is somewhere in the future.”
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“OK, who stole the motor?”
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Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Take the cylinders out of my kidneys
The connecting rod out of my brain...
The connecting rod out of my brain...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Ah, I think I can see what the problem is...
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“Well, that’s buggered our 9-ship display team idea.”
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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The cockpit voice recorder, aka Observer, said “Pull Up ... Pull Up ... eeeekkkk ... Pull UP ... aaargh. “
Gnome de PPRuNe
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He says he had a bird strike,
Yes, but it was in a nest!
Yes, but it was in a nest!
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Q.3.. If it takes 6 men to examine the wreckage in 5 minutes, how long will it take 8 fitters and riggers to repair it? Show all working.
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Unsure of how to credit this kill, the Deutsche Luftstreitkräfte gave everyone ein Punkt.