Caption Competition Mk II
Prince George upon seeing this picture on Nannie asks, 'is that a hearing aid' I thought they were invisible. .
Wills.. no son it's a phone
George even more confused goes off to a corner
Wills.. no son it's a phone
George even more confused goes off to a corner
Avoid imitations
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“Well 007, what is is it now?”
”Good morning, M! I think Jeremy has begun to get suspicious about the wig, so I’ve decided to go under cover for the next few weeks!”
“Good idea, 007; in fact the best you’ve had so far!”
”Good morning, M! I think Jeremy has begun to get suspicious about the wig, so I’ve decided to go under cover for the next few weeks!”
“Good idea, 007; in fact the best you’ve had so far!”
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"Yes, Boris, one has seen Nutty's caption on PPrune. But we never ourselves fancied Winkle - always trying to get new types in his logbook."
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B. “Yes, Ma’am, I’ve got that. Eight Gin, 24 extra-soft Andrex and some Paracetamol. I’ll get CDS to organise some soldiers immediately.”
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“Yes, Ma’am, we took on board your suggestion about off-licences being essential. I’m very happy you are pleased.”
Having been slated in the press that Boris was always dishevelled he dressed up extra smartly for his weekly visit to the Queen, unfortunately this was cancelled at the last moment so they spoke from adjacent rooms in the Palace
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B: In other news, TV channels are running repeats of “Fools and Horses” to fill the gaps. Have you seen any of them?”
Q: Every one, about 15 times since 1981. The repeat fees must have made David Jason a billionaire!”
Q: Every one, about 15 times since 1981. The repeat fees must have made David Jason a billionaire!”
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I'm sorry Prim Minister, one assumed the Covid 19 crisis was over - Harry and Meghan have been back in the news.
No Prime Minister we are not moving out to a 2 up 2 down semi in Lewisham so you can turm my home into NHS Green Park. Yes I know the Mall would suffice as a runway for C130's
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Q: “Ah, Prime Minister, I was wondering if a travel ban could be implemented. Just for people from California. In case of Corona Virus importation, you understand.”