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Old 15th Oct 2014, 12:13
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Not wishing to be outdone by the Red Arrows, the Generals command that a tank display team must be trained up.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 12:19
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We'll give him some more time to cool down and then we'll let Bradley Cooper out...
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 12:24
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Call me Dave wanted to emulate Mrs Thatcher, heehee she never attempted a U-Turn, not like him.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 12:26
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Park Ji, next time run over the dog, rather than shouting its lunch, lets catch it. MRE's have Hot Dogs.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 13:45
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Some say that gravity reverses as he approaches, but all we know is that he's called the Stig...
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 14:14
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There are some good entries so far, but this one really is scraping the bottom of the barrel.


BTW that is an entry
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 14:51
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When I sez "Whoa" I mean "Whoa" !
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 14:59
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"Fkkning Useless fnkkninging driver, you bastwerd you, son of a bytchei, you fkkningg want fnnginnggg shooting, it would fnging bastrewead string you up by the bllllzz and fnnging cut!!!!!!"

"See I told you, he has turrets syndrome"
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:01
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The disappointed purchasers of a reconditioned British Leyland tank had not been warned about its insistence on a tea-break and a 20 minute lie-down every two hours.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:03
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The loose nut fell off at last...
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:09
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"That ginger fella who was drivin' has just been picked up in a chopper by a copper. Somethin' about bein' late for a polo game."
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:14
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"No-one told me OASC went in for this stuff. And that silly little stick is not going to be big enough for a fulcrum, believe me."
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:22
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Not all bad news...I've just sold it to Mike Brewer.
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Ok that's the water feature sorted, now if we plant the petunias here, here and here..
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 17:36
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Its what we get when Bruce the Aussie decided he could drive.......
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 17:37
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MOD excited at upside down tank Orders 200 from BAE.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 18:10
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If we select the turret to max rpm and allow the bogie unit to precess it should right itself and zoom off at 90 degrees so we can get ourselves ready up the road we've just come down. Any questions?
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 18:14
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Tracey Emin's 2014 Turner Prize entry marked an unusual departure from her normal conceptual idiom.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 18:48
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"You're stuck! Stuck!Stuck!Stuck!" [Yelled by Ms Emin at her about-to-be-ex-boyfriend when he refused to give up painting and become a conceptual artist, Google 'Stuckism'.]

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Y'know. if the picture isn't on the same page, I can't be bothered going back to look at it.
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