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Old 5th Sep 2013, 12:29
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Whilst I can see the advantages of Vectored thrust on military aircraft, this is just plain ridiculous!
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 13:27
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F/O "Number 2 rpms look low, Captain"
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 13:31
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Assholeville, IA. ATC "Clear take-off enroute Hawaii - Are you sure that engine's OK?"

Capt "You've just answered your own question"
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 13:36
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Landing trim.
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 14:17
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Mr. Murphy meets the Gingerbeers!
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 14:44
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Wouldn't worry too much sir. Bi' o' speed tape an' she'll be as good as new.

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Old 5th Sep 2013, 17:13
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Errr ... Captain the aft toilet is bu99ered again
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 18:25
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Well boss, the good news is I convinced the previous photo's girls to attend the Summer Ball with me.
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 18:31
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Ahh ... The smell of roast chicken.
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 19:21
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"It came off in me 'and, skipper, honest".
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 20:36
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"Engines to idle"
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 20:57
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One of those bloody passengers has been tampering with the smoke alarm in rear bogs again..
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 22:18
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"Jeez, I thought that bugger would never flush"
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 22:47
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Captain, on the walkround I noticed that one of the nav lights has blown.

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Old 6th Sep 2013, 00:25
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"You better get that out of sight, Ryanair will sting you for excess baggage"
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 00:48
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"I said dangle the Dunlops, not pickle the pod!"
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 05:35
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"And the guy you bought it off said it was a VC10 did he?"
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 07:12
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Another Ryanair early arrival
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 07:18
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Tower - avoid going slow on the taxi way next to the pikey camp... another 30 seconds and the'd have had both the buggers off!
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 07:36
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