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A little bit more reverb and autotune and you'll be roaring up the iTunes charts, Dear Leader...the stinking capitalists won't know about the subliminal messages until they're already killing one another in the streets!
Is that Mr Paddy Power. It is, good, give me the latest odds on Buster being the next Manchester United Manager
Father, I have done all you asked of me and soon I will assend to join you in a blaze of glorious fireball heaven
Glorious Leader, Our superior electronics companies, well it does say made in Korea, they will never know, guarantees global domiination with this miniaturised Hyphone6
Father, I have done all you asked of me and soon I will assend to join you in a blaze of glorious fireball heaven
Glorious Leader, Our superior electronics companies, well it does say made in Korea, they will never know, guarantees global domiination with this miniaturised Hyphone6
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Glorious Leader ... The Camelot Lottery Co from the UK have outsourced the drawing of their "Big Money Balls" competition to us ... This GUINEVERE machine ... these bluttons here select winning number combinations
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Glorious Leader ... The Americans and British have DRONES but your glorious State Scientists have developed the NKK9 Mk2a to spearhead our invasion of the South.
You are looking at the Master Control Unit and the High Tech Screen used to control the Ground Units ...
The CIA have also just released a picture of the said NKK9 Mk2a Ground Unit ...
You are looking at the Master Control Unit and the High Tech Screen used to control the Ground Units ...
The CIA have also just released a picture of the said NKK9 Mk2a Ground Unit ...
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Glorious Leader we have established a Skype link with Manchester United's Executive Board ... you are such a natural and charismatic leader how could they refuse to appoint you as Sir Alex Flergusons successor 
Yes Glorious Leader,our secret agent Fergie has ensured all the population of Great Britain are glued to their screens and now is the time for the subliminal message. press the red button and we are in control
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"Yes Glorious Leader, we are nearly there, however we still have not been able to source a two pin plug so have had to resort to pushing the wires into the extension lead reel with matchsticks."
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"Calling International Rescue..... calling International Rescue..... Kim here."
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"As you see beloved Leader, the main Command panel is nearly complete, once we build the two side consoles from those top secret British Designs you acquired, your dream of manned Missiles raining down on the Western Dogs will come true"
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"Oh esteemed one as you Gally Numan and Klaftwerk fan you can re cleate all sounds on this compuah...iss no Moog but it velly cleva...you could mix our own version of the Gangnam dance like wot our enemies do ..innit
We have a cunning plan Oh Magnificently Bloated One, when you flick this switch next Saturday a virus will be sent from this piece of electronic wizardry & our country's 100 year old singer, Tonny Byler, will win the Eurovision Song Contest, thereby proving we can dominate the world.
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Great Leader....this is why you do not want to play "Catch" with Dennis Rodman!
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"I'm sorry mr Kim, you have the wrong number, and whilst we do have launch codes, I'm afraid I cannot divulge them"
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