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"Well, at least one of the posters has a sense of humour. Our new CO is a Colonel Sanders."
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and of course, engine failure drills are referred to as 'headless chicken mode'
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and of course, engine failure drills are referred to as 'headless chicken mode'
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Pilot: "Request permission to put my cock on your grassy thatch".
ATC: "Ease on in nice and slow, and no abrupt stopping, I'd be disappointed to see your cock droop at the last minute".
ATC: "Ease on in nice and slow, and no abrupt stopping, I'd be disappointed to see your cock droop at the last minute".
Baldrick. I have a cunning plan, when the Red Baron see's this one he will die laughing
Tests finally prove that the first generation fighter bomber WAS faster that the BAC Sepcat Jaguar
anyhow back to reality
So the MOD finally accept that it was a mistake allowing Dillon to design their new spotter plane
Road Runner's fantastic turn of speed finally reavealed to Wile E Coyote
Tests finally prove that the first generation fighter bomber WAS faster that the BAC Sepcat Jaguar
anyhow back to reality
So the MOD finally accept that it was a mistake allowing Dillon to design their new spotter plane
Road Runner's fantastic turn of speed finally reavealed to Wile E Coyote
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The new design looked great but had to be banned from night flying when it was discovered that if you didn't put it away in the shed at last light it would fly up a tree.
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"You know, Banksy, when I asked you to paint a bird on the fuselage, I was expecting something with a couple more boobs, a smidgeon of lingerie, and a lot less plumage."
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You idiot, I only said: "Feather the prop!"