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Old 6th Apr 2013, 12:08
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5 minute QRA for the next B2 Korean overflight. We're ready for them, Glorious Leader.
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Old 6th Apr 2013, 14:15
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Pierre felt he was just a cog in the arms race.

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Pierre was disqualified from the go kart race due to his penchant for tailgating other drivers.
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Old 6th Apr 2013, 14:58
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James Dyson's first prototype, as a fighter, completely sucked, but it didn't half clean the airfield well.
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Old 6th Apr 2013, 16:48
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Suddenly, JSFfan wished he'd listened to tales of the differences between the US and foreign nations' versions of the F-35.
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Old 6th Apr 2013, 19:12
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Old 6th Apr 2013, 21:26
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"Take your hat off man! How else are we going to dry your hair".
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Old 6th Apr 2013, 22:25
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Wrong Button pushed....and Pierre would get the proverbial Rocket!
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Old 6th Apr 2013, 23:58
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still safer than a helicopter
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 01:11
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Anakin Skywalkers first pod racer was rather ordinary.
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 07:53
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Pierre was cleared to fly despite suffering from tunnel vision.
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 12:21
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Commander Wallis used to enjoy flying autogyros but just lately the designs had got so complicated he wasn't sure if he was coming or going.
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 13:24
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And before you is the first product of the joint venture between Silver Cross and Vent-Axia.
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 14:07
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Now, if I have to launch this missile (on my left) how do I get it through the fan blades?

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Old 7th Apr 2013, 15:41
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Always the same, like busses - none or they come in twos
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 18:57
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I thought the only "plug-the-gap" Fighter we had was the F4

I know ... I can't play ...
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 20:10
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The Oxygen cylinder certainly proved the triumph of blind optimism over common sense
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 20:15
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"Somehow the spec for the Duchess of Cambridge's new hairdryer seems to have become a little confused."
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 21:55
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For just a quiet moment, Pierre pondered his machine, The Creek.
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Old 7th Apr 2013, 22:09
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Gunnery was megga accurate due to the oversize gun sights installed..


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Why do I feel like I'm looking down the plug hole?
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Old 8th Apr 2013, 08:00
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Ok, this wing tip stall thingy is now sorted.
Next, how to deal with the twinkle rolls....
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