Caption competition

[NutLoose]

Don't worry, you don't need a chute, if you had to jump the rear fan would shred you anyway.

[ACW599]

"Yep, cheeses moving, cheeses stopped. Blow on auto, brakes held on".

[airborne_artist]

"We need John Farley here, right now."

[Rather be Gardening]

Major Won Kee was not looking forward to telling the Beloved Leader that his only combat aircraft would be lucky to reach the airfield boundary, let alone Washington.

[NutLoose]

Harrier mates frantic at the loss of their beloved jumping bean desperately attempt to get back into the skies.

[Dunky]

Nanny wasn't very pleased at finding the pram resting on piles of bricks.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

BAe non-exec Director: "How on earth does that fly?"

BAe CEO "I doesn't, and doesn't need to.We make all our money in the development phase!"

[jwcook]

LM rep -

I'm pleased to announce the JSF vertical take off variant has had all the issues fixed, but I admit the commonality has suffered as a result but its all within expectations.

[Buster Hyman]

Umm...when I said I was after a blow job....err

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Blue Peter finally finds a use for those loo roll ends you get in commercial toilets.



no sticky-back plastic though....

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The French withdrew from the Eurofighter program when, as part of the Weight Optimisation Strategy, Pierre was told he'd have to lose the flat cap and 'tasche.

[Buster Hyman]

It was at this point that Lucky Pierre wished he was back in the trenches.

[WhiteOvies]

Screw the rest of the performance figures, it's roll rate is incredible!

[SASless]

When Pierre learned of the actual design of a "Bicycle Under Carriage".....he was heard to mutter.... "Merde!"

[clicker]

AAIB Bulletin: 3/1904 F-LOPS EW/G2012/11/06
Type and Registration: Frency Bogroll Mk1 F-LOPS
Information Source: AAIB investigation 14th November 1904 to 5th April 2013.
Synopsis : The holes lined up causing the pilot to knee jerk violently. This in turn caused the knee to strike the rubber band forcing the aircraft to land above the maximum G limits.

[Buster Hyman]

Pierre prepared to enter the Hamster Wheel thread...

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"It worked so well in the wind tunnel, we thought we'd incorporate it into the design."


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Pierre, the conveyor belt mechanic, misunderstood his role.

[Ripline]

Well, Hoskins, if it looks right it'll..............huh, yes, I do take your point......

Ripline

[E-Spy]

The first attempt at drilling the Channel Tunnel had limited success.

[airborne_artist]

"But on the bright side Sir it's ready for the new carrier now and it won't need a catapult launch".

[cattletruck]

Pierre always wanted a hover bike.