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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 14:50
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A leaked photo makes it difficult for the UK Armed Forces to deny they have contingency plans to deal with caravans on the A30 in Cornwall
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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 15:00
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So where is your new brevet then?
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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 15:47
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Brigadier Layla to stude:

Ok Fg Officer Prunella, this flying is a piece of cake!
Just remember: to go up, pull back on the stick, to go down, pull back further on the stick. The real carpets fly better than this sim, but the ordnance tends to roll off when you bank. Same for the drone carpets.
Creech takes yonks to complete, but here at the Kabul E&LTC, you'll have your wings in no time!
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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 18:33
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See I told you so, if you search 'Leafblower' on e'bay you get the Jaguar
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No Fatima, after a successful drone strike, upon returning to base we do not call for a flyby of the tower!!
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Old 3rd Apr 2013, 07:27
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Never mind the target, did that shoe shop have a sale on??
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Old 3rd Apr 2013, 12:33
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...and for a show of force, get down low and slow, crack the canopy, and criticise their curtains.
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Old 3rd Apr 2013, 23:24
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"Say, Fatima, isn't that headdress something from the 12th century?"


"Yes, much like this particular competition entry..."
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Old 4th Apr 2013, 11:11
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"On target and, oh wait a minute, I've been outbid on eBay".
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Old 4th Apr 2013, 11:41
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And if you pull back the cows get smaller, likewise push forward and... ohh he appears to have dissapeared........
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Old 4th Apr 2013, 11:45
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"Now, after me...Where to Mate?"
"Where to Mate?"
"Bridge or Tunnel?"
"Bridge or Tunnel?"
"No mate, I can't change a 50!"
"No mate, I can't change a 50!"
"Good. You're ready to emigrate on a 457 Visa!"

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Old 4th Apr 2013, 16:20
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"It's a message from North Korea's Beloved Wossname: apparently he's going to bomb us back to the Stone Age. OK Fatima, your target for tonight is short, fat and ugly with delusions of grandeur."
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Old 4th Apr 2013, 16:40
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No this is not the "RPAS Pilots Awarded Wings" thread
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Old 4th Apr 2013, 20:21
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OK Fatima, your target for tonight is short, fat and ugly with delusions of grandeur."


Buster and Nut Loose better go into hiding then!

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Old 4th Apr 2013, 21:35
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Old 4th Apr 2013, 23:45
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I'll just hide behind Nuttys global footprint...that ought to do it.
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Old 4th Apr 2013, 23:54
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Fatima, remember when we were young and you thought you had a future?

Right you are, Air Marshall Penny. Just like when this picture was new.










And in case that was too subtle, c'mon, already, judge!
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Old 4th Apr 2013, 23:55
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"I still haven't figured out why the guys call this room the 'Box Office'"
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Old 5th Apr 2013, 00:28
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"So......umm.....what are the other 71 virgins like?"
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Old 5th Apr 2013, 09:13
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Old 5th Apr 2013, 09:58
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Judging 1800UTC tonight.
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