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Old 10th Apr 2013, 13:06
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 13:06
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Are we there yet ?
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 13:09
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Nutty @ #17466 ... Nah you'll have to give us a clue ... is one of them stuffed ?
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 13:17
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Ed confused IED with IDS when accepting the offer to lead the IED Clearance Team.
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 13:54
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"I know that military personnel hates politicians, but do we really need to wear these?"
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 14:21
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Ok. I know I said we should blend in, but these lap bags are for added precaution for our passports & stuff.
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 16:33
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 16:49
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Ohhhh blue bibs... Is it lunchtime... Is it.... Is it.


******


Do we get a helmet?..
Arn't you politicians?
Yes we are...
Then in that case mate, no you don't, we only protect vital organs.

*******

Why are they Blue?
They are the ones brought out by the Cameron party last month.
They are awfully light
That'll be because when Cameron heard you were coming out, they took the plates back with them, but told us to loan you the covers.


*******


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Old 10th Apr 2013, 16:51
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And the 2013 Gormless Git Award goes to ...
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 16:51
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 19:17
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 19:29
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So when exactly does the tide come in, and where is the ice cream van?
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Old 10th Apr 2013, 22:12
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 00:24
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Chinook Pilot to Loady:

Jesus, if that bloke was any more of a chopper we'd have had to undersling him!
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 01:53
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 03:28
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 06:35
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 06:49
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 07:22
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Look everyone ... if I hold my arms out like this and run down the tarmac making a whooshing sound ... I'm an airybuzzer. Do you want to see my airywhisker impression as well ?

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Old 11th Apr 2013, 07:25
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With a nod to Cricodile Dundee ...

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