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Following Hazel Blear's unfortunate experience with her car, Ainsworth was determined that his own transport would not be vandalised under any circumstances.
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Following Hazel Blear's unfortunate experience with her car, Ainsworth was determined that his own transport would not be vandalised under any circumstances.
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The Defence Secretary responds to the need for more helicopters during the spending squeeze by launching "Chip pans for Chinooks" in which citizens of the United Kingdom are encouraged to donate their chip pans to be melted down and made into much-needed battlefield helis, with the added bonus of reducing waistlines at the same time.
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As Sir Humphrey sighed, he slowly and calmly advised that:
" Well Minister.....the boxes are for thinking outside of....the patch of blue sky is for thinking.....the helicopter should give you a good idea of where this thinking should be directed ...would you like me to go through that again for you Minister ? " .
" Well Minister.....the boxes are for thinking outside of....the patch of blue sky is for thinking.....the helicopter should give you a good idea of where this thinking should be directed ...would you like me to go through that again for you Minister ? " .
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So following the review, I have divided the defence budget equally, amongst the remains of the armed forces and given it to them individually to spend as they see fit.
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delay due to iPhone sign in issues, however it's over to you Krystal n chips!
As Sir Humphrey sighed, he slowly and calmly advised that:
" Well Minister.....the boxes are for thinking outside of....the patch of blue sky is for thinking.....the helicopter should give you a good idea of where this thinking should be directed ...would you like me to go through that again for you Minister ? " .
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As Sir Humphrey sighed, he slowly and calmly advised that:
" Well Minister.....the boxes are for thinking outside of....the patch of blue sky is for thinking.....the helicopter should give you a good idea of where this thinking should be directed ...would you like me to go through that again for you Minister ? " .
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