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Old 10th Aug 2009, 16:35
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"Minister launches new system for compensating service personel".
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Old 10th Aug 2009, 16:48
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Oops

From where we're looking, the Minister has indeed busted his gut to get more helicopters!
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Old 10th Aug 2009, 19:37
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While we're having a chat, did I tell you about when I worked for Coventry Corporation?
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Old 10th Aug 2009, 20:24
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"I'm a minister. Get me out of here"

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Following Hazel Blear's unfortunate experience with her car, Ainsworth was determined that his own transport would not be vandalised under any circumstances.
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Old 10th Aug 2009, 20:53
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The Defence Secretary responds to the need for more helicopters during the spending squeeze by launching "Chip pans for Chinooks" in which citizens of the United Kingdom are encouraged to donate their chip pans to be melted down and made into much-needed battlefield helis, with the added bonus of reducing waistlines at the same time.
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Old 10th Aug 2009, 21:55
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(Soldier, second from left)

Oh goody! Another box of morale!
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Old 11th Aug 2009, 05:41
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In a PR bid the Government unveils its latest Game Show "Pick-a-Defence-Policy".
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Old 11th Aug 2009, 13:35
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Crab to Pusser "I love you"

Armed forces fail to hide their spare helicopter from SofS.
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Old 11th Aug 2009, 15:39
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The look on Ainsworth's face said it all when he finally lost his battle to control his bowels at the photo op at DHFS Shawbury.
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Old 11th Aug 2009, 16:34
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As Sir Humphrey sighed, he slowly and calmly advised that:

" Well Minister.....the boxes are for thinking outside of....the patch of blue sky is for thinking.....the helicopter should give you a good idea of where this thinking should be directed ...would you like me to go through that again for you Minister ? " .
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Old 11th Aug 2009, 20:03
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SILENCE... this man commands a cwack legion.
He wanks as high as any in Rome
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Old 12th Aug 2009, 00:38
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They all knew it would be a long speech, so brought a packed lunch
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Old 12th Aug 2009, 11:01
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Has he got a broom-handle shoved up his jacksie, or is he just happy to see us?
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Old 12th Aug 2009, 12:22
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SILENCE... this man commands a cwack legion.
He wanks as high as any in Rome
(And what was his name...Bigus Dickus! Funny how life imitates art)
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Old 12th Aug 2009, 13:03
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Right lads ! form a line so he does'nt see us nicking it and taking it to Bastion !
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Old 12th Aug 2009, 13:47
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Right, we're live in five...four...three, two...one.....


Good afternoon and welcome to another episode of "Pimp my Ride..."
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Old 12th Aug 2009, 17:08
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Bob, You are the Weakest Link, goodbye!
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Old 13th Aug 2009, 16:10
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So following the review, I have divided the defence budget equally, amongst the remains of the armed forces and given it to them individually to spend as they see fit.

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Old 13th Aug 2009, 20:45
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"Why are they not pleased? I went to great expense and heartache to get them new body armour. Sometimes there is just no pleasing people"
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delay due to iPhone sign in issues, however it's over to you Krystal n chips!



As Sir Humphrey sighed, he slowly and calmly advised that:

" Well Minister.....the boxes are for thinking outside of....the patch of blue sky is for thinking.....the helicopter should give you a good idea of where this thinking should be directed ...would you like me to go through that again for you Minister ? " .

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