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Old 29th Mar 2013, 18:20
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You must remember Fatima, the aircraft doesn't care if you're having a bad hair day!
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 18:29
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That bitch Rashida was going to regret dissing a drone pilot's new handbag.
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 18:46
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The sharif don't like it.....
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Rock the Casbah!
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 19:33
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Fatima, heard the story of why they used to call it a "cockpit?"
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 21:07
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See Fatima how simple it is to manage the family budget with a simple application of technology
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WOW already a higher score than Prince Harry achieved on Tetris
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So that is you checked out on take off, cruise and landing, lets add a in flight emergency, say; make up mirror breaks
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No you do not qualify for aviator sun glasses
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 21:38
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If they fly like they drive....we are in some serious trouble!
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 21:43
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 21:47
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So that's how we control Berka Daleks
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 21:49
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The RAF learned its lesson from the RN's Gulf escapade and included appropriate training during pre-deployment work-ups.











too soon?

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Old 29th Mar 2013, 22:28
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"Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 22:35
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No, you can't skip the "How to land" chapter.

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Your street huh? That's nice. Now, concentrate on keeping the crosshairs on the target aaaaaaand...launch!


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Now, make gentle adjustments to the steering...that's it, now...wait...oh, one of the men are coming! Quick, put the apron back on!

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Old 29th Mar 2013, 22:40
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The flight had been a great success, but they'd been trying to park it for 4 hours already.
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 22:46
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The Editor sensed Sheema's book entitled "The Joy of Flying" was going to be a very hard sale!
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 22:56
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"Ok, when we get this down, we'll go and get you some Clearasil and see if we can clear up that nasty blackhead that you appear to have forming"

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"Gently does it, one more landing and we will give you another badge."


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Remember approaching the stall is like the end of pregnancy, your flaps are fully out, you're at a weird angle with the business end up in the air and you need to push to recover...


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Old 29th Mar 2013, 23:12
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Jones, I know you're peeking through the window with a sack on your head, so bugger off!
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 23:16
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Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 23:18
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"learn to fly for fun and profit?" exclaimed Fatima - "I thought you said prophet!!"

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Old 29th Mar 2013, 23:25
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Fg Off "Well, I can see why they don't let you drive cars..."
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Old 29th Mar 2013, 23:55
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"No you can't have another badge, we've run out of Velcro!"
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Old 30th Mar 2013, 00:49
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