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Old 18th Jul 2009, 22:52
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Maggie Thatcher fly's again.

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Flt lt Pprunester wondered why control wasn't answering her requests for the next vector
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Old 18th Jul 2009, 23:06
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The desert issue handbag proved popular with pilots, but clashed with the regular issue flight suit.
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Old 18th Jul 2009, 23:44
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(quote from LoL Celebs)

MADONNA
No, really. Seriously, it’s her. Normal clothes, normal hair, no crotch flash, no veins arms waving at you.
I know, it freaked me out too.
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Old 19th Jul 2009, 03:45
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The YSL Cockpit range proved a hit amongst the Lay-deees...

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It was bound to happen. Free seating under deregulation meant someone was bound to throw a bag left instead of right!
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Old 19th Jul 2009, 07:03
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Once they worked out why the fuel burn was higher than normal, it was a trivial matter to fix it.

(Anyone old enough to remember pull-out chokes on cars ? )
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Old 19th Jul 2009, 07:43
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Flt Lt Biggs mere presence flouted the unwritten rule of "no more than one 'old bag' in the cockpit at a time."
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Old 19th Jul 2009, 08:54
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Lt. Doris knew all about 3 hole birds so she assumed the the extra extinguisher must be a spare.

iX
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Old 19th Jul 2009, 09:20
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You'll never guess where she left her coat & gloves!
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Old 24th Jul 2009, 18:55
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New York, London, Paris, Munich, mmmm... no. No.1, set course for Milan, I know where I can get a lovely pair of shoes that match my bag perfectly.
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Old 25th Jul 2009, 13:04
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Entries a bit slow now so it's time to judge!

Nr Fairy, your comment was one of the least sexist, but still just enough to win it


Nr Fairy, take it away, please!
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Old 25th Jul 2009, 18:36
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My word ! Thank you very much.

Try this:



Judging Wednesday evening due to travel plans.
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Old 25th Jul 2009, 20:49
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Armchair warrior camouflage trials graded a success.
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Old 25th Jul 2009, 21:58
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Sofa, the army deserter has not been found.
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Old 25th Jul 2009, 23:24
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Pvt. Smithy's attempts to covertly dry hump the sofa were a success, until he fell back to memories of basic training and started Grunting.
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Old 26th Jul 2009, 00:11
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Concealing her soldier boyfriend was going well until Tracey's sister Bertha sat down to watch Biggest Loser.
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Old 26th Jul 2009, 11:12
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He though the had got away with it - but the BOOTS gave it away.
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Old 26th Jul 2009, 12:20
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"Yes, Bloggs, very sneaky-beaky. But we're still not letting you into 21 SAS without going through Selection"

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"You ain't seen me -- right?"
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Old 26th Jul 2009, 13:30
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Bloggs almost won the camouflage competition, were it not for the fart he couldn't suppress...
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Old 26th Jul 2009, 19:13
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Drunk Ppruner judged the scratches on the wall paintwork to be outrageous!
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After several weeks of covert surveillance of the Iranian president by US special forces operatives, it became apparent that the president had both a poor taste in upholstery, and had dropped enough loose change to purchase several stinger missiles.
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