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Old 13th Mar 2013, 03:49
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Modern man: Oh my hat. Oh my coat. Oh my tie.
Modern woman: Oh my ears.
...once upon a time that used to be the other way around.
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Old 13th Mar 2013, 14:22
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A silent fart does not always go unnoticed
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Old 13th Mar 2013, 22:39
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Oh Olga, zis very funny! Catch me one more time. 'Pull my finger!'. Vait until Boris hear zis one!!!
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Old 13th Mar 2013, 23:50
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That's a heck of a novel place to leave your change as a tip
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Old 14th Mar 2013, 01:08
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Looks like there all checking that collars and cuffs match.

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Old 14th Mar 2013, 01:23
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Last known example of the ill fated Boarding pass swipe system.
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Old 14th Mar 2013, 07:28
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"And that, comrades, is how you get pilots to pay attention to wind socks"
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Old 14th Mar 2013, 10:09
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From left to right:

"I prefer Stolichnaya".

"I prefer Remy Martin".

"I prefer Black Bush".
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Old 14th Mar 2013, 10:43
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"That was a close shave!"
"The landing?"
"Ermmm, da!"
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Old 14th Mar 2013, 11:02
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Olga looked forward to the Lay Over....and arrived prepared to Party!
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Old 14th Mar 2013, 14:13
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Comrade are you sure she said her name was Pippa Middletoninski
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Old 14th Mar 2013, 15:57
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That reminds me, the wife asked me to pick up some clams for dinner on the way home.

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Old 14th Mar 2013, 16:05
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The gynecologists arriving in Moscow for the 4 day 'conference' could now honestly tell their wives they'd been working.
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Old 15th Mar 2013, 13:06
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"Congratulations Princess Leia, I see you saved your Ear Muffs".
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Old 16th Mar 2013, 09:10
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Some people will do anything to get back on the front page
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Old 16th Mar 2013, 11:16
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Old 16th Mar 2013, 14:12
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Mrs BH calling Buster in for his tea
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Old 16th Mar 2013, 14:21
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Been away but now back home; it looks like it's time for last orders.

Judging tomorrow evening, chaps.
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Old 17th Mar 2013, 17:59
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Much smutty schoolboy humour from the usual suspects, as expected!
However, some of the cleaner ones......

Toptobottom was close with:

Da, da, comrade - you sink I born yesterday? You sink zis panto? "BEHIND YOU!!" indeed... Pah...
Also J W Cook, rather appropriately with a caption from "down under", gets the silver medal this week:

Igor had to admit - You don't see too many Brazilians on a Aeroflot flight.
However, this one from CLICKER made me chuckle the most and wins the first prize:

Proof of Buys Ballot's Law - If you stand with your back to the wind in the Northern Hemisphere, air pressure will be higher to the right.
Take it away, Clicker!
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Old 17th Mar 2013, 18:42
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Buster denied being "Hen Pecked"....swearing his piddling down his leg with a foot in the Crapper was merely being considerate so his Missus did not have to listen to the splashing.
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