Much smutty schoolboy humour from the usual suspects, as expected!
However, some of the cleaner ones......
Toptobottom was close with:
Da, da, comrade - you sink I born yesterday? You sink zis panto? "BEHIND YOU!!" indeed... Pah...
Also J W Cook, rather appropriately with a caption from "down under", gets the silver medal this week:
Igor had to admit - You don't see too many Brazilians on a Aeroflot flight.
However, this one from
CLICKER made me chuckle the most and wins the first prize:
Proof of Buys Ballot's Law - If you stand with your back to the wind in the Northern Hemisphere, air pressure will be higher to the right.
Take it away, Clicker!