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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 21:49
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"Nope, it's definitely too cold for me - go around!"

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"Pilot to bridge! Next time Admiral, kindly be a bit more careful when you slam the ship into reverse, will ya!"
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 21:53
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We're gonna need a bigger boat!
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 21:55
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Give me a chance to post one, it hasn't even been 3 hours.. ok thanks Leon for the privilege, was a suprise so early on.

Lets try this one and hope its not been posted before, scoring a week today or earlier.


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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 22:00
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"I say Hodgkins, get your arses off the map!"


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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 22:01
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"OK chaps, this is the retirement home where Sharkey Ward lives. Attack at dawn...any questions?"
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 22:24
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Look chaps, it's 1966, and all we have to do for this White Paper is shrink all the ranges by this much to finish the "Fly Navy!" boys for good...
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 22:26
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Out of the 4 Air Officers it was obvious which one was from Coastal Command with a liking for the dairy cream sponge...
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 22:27
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Oh, come on chaps. 8 stars between us and we can't decide which pub to go to for Sunday Lunch?




*I had one trip with the kipper fleet, and I was passed a piece of Dairy Cream Sponge before the flaps had fully retracted after T/O.

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Old 24th Jan 2013, 02:15
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Nutty's crack team of Captioneers work out a witty retort...

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Luckily, Air Marshall Buster was on hand to point out that the Heimlich Maneuver was not a Nazi attempt to open a new front in the Ardennes...

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"...and then chaps, just one final turn and we're in line with the Brylcreem factory. Drop the Para's here & we're set for the rest of the war! Huzzhah!"
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Old 24th Jan 2013, 02:54
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It seems the RAF issues Pace Sticks to match the Mental Capacity of the User.
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Old 24th Jan 2013, 03:15
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"How do these divider thingies work again?"

"F#ck knows, that's nav ****."
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Old 24th Jan 2013, 03:29
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One crouching on the right thinks

AHH thank god this is a silent film, just dropped one

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So according to this map it is 20 paces to the WAAF barracks, cover me Hoskings, going in
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Old 24th Jan 2013, 03:46
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Disaster strikes - the judges disqualify the favourite for going over the edges in the colouring in competition.

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Old 24th Jan 2013, 04:09
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****christ me cock itches****
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Old 24th Jan 2013, 05:19
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"So gentlemen, we are in agreement. It will be up-tiddly-up-up, down-tiddly-down-down and back in time for tea and medals."
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Old 24th Jan 2013, 05:58
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The wherethefcukarewe tribe, in their natural habitat.
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Old 24th Jan 2013, 06:02
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I have shocking news. I cannot read a map.
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Old 24th Jan 2013, 06:16
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Hodgkins, this is your brain....

...and...

...this is your brain on Scotch.

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Old 24th Jan 2013, 07:14
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What do you mean Gibson has been in the Singer Link for 8 Hrs and still can't find the bloody Dam !
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Now look chaps we're all Coastal Command ... any of you know how to drive a boat so we can take the Navy out the game
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