Caption competition
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I'll never get this blood out of your collar, you should report that instructor for banging a coach bolt into the back of your head...
Oops sorry.... Keep em coming.
Oops sorry.... Keep em coming.
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...and when I pull this tendon here, he banks left...
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Monkey: "Who dressed you darling? This ensemble is an absolute car crash sweetie! I mean, the sleeve is torn, the helmet is a Von Richtofen reject, and this collar is so 1940's...I just don't know if I have enough to work with Dear."
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Monkey: "Who dressed you darling? This ensemble is an absolute car crash sweetie! I mean, the sleeve is torn, the helmet is a Von Richtofen reject, and this collar is so 1940's...I just don't know if I have enough to work with Dear."
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During WWII owing to an extreme shortage of serviceable Turn and Slip indicators, tethered moneys were used instead. When the monkey slammed against the starboard cockpit wall the pilot would apply his right boot to the rudder bar and vice versa ... although things went a bit "ape sh1t" during a spin 
The cover picture for the annual report of the "RAF Social Services and Diversity Inclusiveness subcommitee working group"
Inside cover note: The cover is a picture of Pilot Officer Bloggins and his mental health assistance animal "Spitfire".
Inside cover note: The cover is a picture of Pilot Officer Bloggins and his mental health assistance animal "Spitfire".
The low budget sequel to "Planet of the Apes" was not a commercial success.
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Seems to have run its course, so scores on the doors are
1st
Tashengurt
No, I said "He's unconscious, get him to Resus!"
2nd
Arm out the window
Pilot writing up unserviceability:
'Loud chattering noises coming from Ape-E-U.'
3rd
Buster
Pilot: "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Ape!"
Congratulations one and all and I hand the Monkey's reins over to Tasengurt.
1st
Tashengurt
No, I said "He's unconscious, get him to Resus!"
2nd
Arm out the window
Pilot writing up unserviceability:
'Loud chattering noises coming from Ape-E-U.'
3rd
Buster
Pilot: "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Ape!"
Congratulations one and all and I hand the Monkey's reins over to Tasengurt.
