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Old 16th Dec 2012, 19:06
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Darth Vader at Flight School. "I find your lack of faith disturbing little one"

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Old 16th Dec 2012, 19:51
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Wow, thanks. Didn't even need to pull out the monkey spanking lines!!
Anyway, how's about this one?


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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:02
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The sniper school quickly abandoned the trial of a new firing position, as it presented a bullseye target to the enemy.

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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:04
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Smithy broke his promise not to turn away before Billy shot.

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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:05
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An excellent example of the Special Forces "Double Cheek Weld" technique.
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:06
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Sniper position No:69 in the Infantry Training Manual
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:14
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Cpl Kama and Pte Sutra go through their paces
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:25
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Careful how you say "Cock, Hook and Look" !
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:30
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When you said you were a 'Crack Shot', what I thought you meant was.......
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:30
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British army shows off crack sniper team.

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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:33
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"Buster, listen again. When I say coff and I fire I want you to check and make sure theres no nutloose, OK?"

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"Did you make a suitable wind adjustment?"

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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:36
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"Would you mind pausing whilst I take the shot? There's a good chap!"

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Crack Marksman, Cpl. Buttshot was none too impressed with his new under slung grenade launcher...
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:37
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Pte. Bloggs was detailed to the butt party.
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:39
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Senior Officers try a day of sniper shooting and follow the instructions in the manual as best they know how: "In order to ensure a steady shot, rest the stock of the rifle in the crease of an elbow"

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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:51
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Kiss me, Hardy!
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 20:58
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"So we finally found a use for your lazy arse, Pte Butt!"
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 22:13
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Where Pike learned to not say anything...
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 22:15
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Sniper Bloggs wasn't quite sure what he was hanging onto with his left hand but it made pte Butts eyes light up every time there was a shot.
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 22:26
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"Is that a grenade in your trouser pocket, or are you enjoying this a lot more than I am?"
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Old 16th Dec 2012, 23:58
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Cpl smith shows his multi tasking skills, shooting whilst f******ng some sense into Private Dilbert
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