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Old 20th Apr 2014, 18:43
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He is a Russian spy, hang him.
In future he will be known as H'Angus the Bear.

(For those unaware the clever people of Hartlepool, England hung a monkey believing it was a French Spy, in doing so they immediately lowered the average IQ in the town.)
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 19:20
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Jeez, that's me off the beer for good. I'm like me with a sore head.
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 19:52
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Judy ... visual with the Bear
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 20:23
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So vot do ve do round here for sex?
Your turn tomorrow in the bear outfit
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 20:27
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Don't mind me, I'm feeling a little Grizzly.
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 20:30
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"Zat voz some stag-nacht Bruno - reckon you're ready to marry Ursula at the Zoo tomorrow?"
"Vell, I'm 1485 km from home, naked and drunk in a war zone; Vot could possibly go wrong?"
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 21:00
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"Grin and Bear it!"
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 21:02
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The Bear is pi$$ed ... what do we do now ... he was the Duty Driver
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 21:04
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WW2 SatNav!


"At the next junction... Bear Left".
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 21:11
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Ready Teddy GO! Last one to Berlin buys the beer
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 21:14
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Watch out Hans, I don't care if he's offered to insure the car or not........he's definitely not a Meerkat!
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 21:17
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Right ... We followed the Bear ... So we claim our Hofmeister beers
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 21:32
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You are not here for the hunting are you!

OAP
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 22:30
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A week later, Fritz was caught by the Russians & shot as a spy. He'd forgotten that bears hibernate in Winter.

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Broadsword calling Papa Bear, Broadsword calling Papa Bear...
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 22:54
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Soldiers like following behind the bear, nothing like a Bear Ass to keep the men excited.
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Old 21st Apr 2014, 00:00
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Hauptmann Kafka wondered what they'd put in those shots last night; he didn't just feel like a bear with a sore head, he'd become one!
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Old 21st Apr 2014, 00:47
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Hitler was adamant that the Nazi soldiers spirit would shine through during the siege of Stalingrad and he was right. Here Pvt Kauffman is celebrating his wedding with other Nazi soldiers...
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Old 21st Apr 2014, 02:45
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".......Today's the Day the Teddy Bears play....."
 
Old 21st Apr 2014, 04:41
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Sargent......You need to eat a Snickers bar.
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Old 21st Apr 2014, 04:54
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Who invited a local girl to our party?
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