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Old 21st Sep 2011, 14:40
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More bang for your buck
 
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Skip, he says we're not needed any more as he ate the guy on the raft.
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Old 21st Sep 2011, 18:57
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"Strewth, Bruce, you didn't tell me this was a chop ride..."
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Old 21st Sep 2011, 19:44
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The Captain's never called me "chum" before..., maybe he likes me n.
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Old 21st Sep 2011, 19:48
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Reasons not to sleep with a pilot's spouse #783
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Old 21st Sep 2011, 19:52
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Man on ladder:

"Photoshop? My arse it is!"
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Old 21st Sep 2011, 20:14
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I'm not keen on divers meself, Jawsy. It's bloody hard to get the wrapper off, and the bit on the back don't half give me gas!


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Funny thing is, lots of SEALs say they're gonna PVR, but you never meet one who has in civvy street.

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Old 21st Sep 2011, 22:41
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"Crikey! It's the fish John West rejected!!!"
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Old 22nd Sep 2011, 06:34
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I could say "we're gonna need a bigger helicopter" but they might give us an NH90, and things aren't that desperate!

P1
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Old 22nd Sep 2011, 08:03
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Hey boss! its taken bloody ages to get the harness on him, anyone would think he doesn't want to be rescued!
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Old 23rd Sep 2011, 12:35
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Boss, the shark wants us to take the rubber of the winchy as it ruins the sensitivity
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Old 23rd Sep 2011, 15:02
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David Walliams discovers that fish have indeed returned to the Thames.
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Old 23rd Sep 2011, 15:39
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"Hey, Skip, you may have crabs, but look what I have"......
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Old 23rd Sep 2011, 15:49
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Just occasionally, the Deci diver had good reason to declare

"The range, she is a-closed!"
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Old 26th Sep 2011, 20:45
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Old 27th Sep 2011, 01:26
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Old 27th Sep 2011, 07:16
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"It'll eat anything and stinks of fish, but that's enough about the loady, look at that shark! "
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Old 27th Sep 2011, 10:10
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It's fish and chips for dinner tonight and that reminds me - judging time.

Thanks everyone for those excellent replies and picking the winner certainly wasn't easy.

Runner ups are:

toptobottom with
"This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be a SEAL...!"
pohm1 with
I could say "we're gonna need a bigger helicopter" but they might give us an NH90, and things aren't that desperate!


But the winner is 500N with
"I told you we could teach anyone to climb a ladder."
Take it away,
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Old 29th Sep 2011, 11:20
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Hows the new picture coming along??




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Old 30th Sep 2011, 09:23
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Who was second??!!
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Old 30th Sep 2011, 11:34
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Who was second??!!
Buster of course
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