It's fish and chips for dinner tonight and that reminds me - judging time.
Thanks everyone for those excellent replies and picking the winner certainly wasn't easy.
Runner ups are:
toptobottom with
"This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be a SEAL...!"
pohm1 with
I could say "we're gonna need a bigger helicopter" but they might give us an NH90, and things aren't that desperate!
But the winner is
500N with
"I told you we could teach anyone to climb a ladder."
Take it away,