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Old 9th Sep 2011, 13:06
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"I don't give a damn if Roman standard-bearers carried their eagles into battle, tell the RSM to put the bloody regimental mascot back in its stable."
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 13:12
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Straight on to Tijuana?
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 13:17
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Pvt 'Porky' Dimwit had assumed a burro was a big burrito, and immediately volunteered.
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 14:07
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"Private, the 'C' in 'CYA' stands for cover, not carry."
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 14:33
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Nick Clegg and Dave Cameron on a walkabout to meet and greet.......


(I will leave you to decide which is the Jackass.)
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 16:47
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Hollywood's first attempt at a movie based on Alan Clark's "The Donkeys" showed that they probably hadn't read it all the way through.
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 20:51
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Being in the Mortar Platoon was a real pain in the ass.
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 21:02
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"They'll never find me hid under this donkey"
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 21:21
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Cpl Bloggs had heard that all the girls love a donkey rigged military man....
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 21:31
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The Mexican Army Catering Corps on manoeuvres.
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Old 9th Sep 2011, 21:41
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Private Evans felt like he had been in theater for donkeys years.
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Old 10th Sep 2011, 16:11
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Next time the sargent major asked for suggestions on camouflaging the mortar bloggs thought he would keep quiet, or suggest netting, as having to carry a fake donkey was a real pain in the ass.
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Old 10th Sep 2011, 16:13
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Private Bloggs was beginning to wonder why everyone was looking at him, surely he had remembered to put on his trousers that morning.
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Old 10th Sep 2011, 17:40
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Pvt Smith refused to go anywhere without taking his 'Giant Buckeroo' game to cheer up the lads.
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Old 10th Sep 2011, 19:31
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"When we locked the barracks, I said don't forget the damn key, not the donkey you muppet"..
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Old 10th Sep 2011, 19:44
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Bdr "Gloria" Beaumont was not best pleased at being relegated to the Pantomime Horse for the Royal Artillery Concert Party's gig in the hills.
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Old 11th Sep 2011, 18:33
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I'm saying nothing ........
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Old 11th Sep 2011, 22:31
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"I said 'I love you' didn't I? Listen, when we get to the border, we'll get married, settle down and have kids. So stop worrying, your seaside days are all behind us now..."
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Old 11th Sep 2011, 22:50
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Even with help from 'Lucky Douglas' the regimental mascot, there was no way they were going to find Buster's ball on the 14th.
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Old 12th Sep 2011, 00:02
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The Recruiting Sergeant had promised Trooper Jones he'd often get "a hot weekend humping some prime ass"



p.s. Donkey497 - some nominative determinism again!
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