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Avoid imitations
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"PC Smith to control....the two escapees from the asylum...yes, the one pretending to be a government minister and the one impersonating a police officer carrying a large invisible goldfish bowl... we're right behind them now; standby!"
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With a smirk on his face, Special Constable William Hague approaches Harriet, to give her the bad news. Yes your arse does look big in that.
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"Well, ma'am, we gave you the stab-proof vest even though there's no chance of anyone attacking you with a knife because it's lighter, more flexible, and we paid "Wee Jimmy the Nutter" to shoot you"............
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We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.
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Harpie
Not meant to be funny , just an observation.
I thought it was illegal for a civilian to wear police uniform and so impersonate a police officer. A lawyer should know better.
I thought it was illegal for a civilian to wear police uniform and so impersonate a police officer. A lawyer should know better.
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"I am sorry madam Home Secretary but as part of your Government's cost cutting measures, your new security detail will be cut down to one Superintendent and two PCs - but on the bright side you do get to wear one of our fetching new stab vests!"
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..Well yes of course , most of my boys are jolly good chaps you understand. But I do have to say that there are a couple of em' on there streets right now whom I wouldn't trust to even know how carry out the simplest of tasks, for example.....like.....oh I dunno......say....to even eat a mars bar propely...
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Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration....
Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?
Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?
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And on to the next one:
Honourable third to AA with:
'We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.'
Laudatory second to Buster:
"I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here."
First place with:
Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration.... Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?
Take it away CSR!
Honourable third to AA with:
'We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.'
Laudatory second to Buster:
"I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here."
First place with:
Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration.... Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?
Take it away CSR!
Last edited by Rather be Gardening; 15th Nov 2010 at 14:46.