Caption competition

[Rather be Gardening]

And on to the next one:

Honourable third to AA with:

'We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.'

Laudatory second to Buster:

"I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here."

First place with:

Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration.... Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?

Take it away CSR!