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Old 6th Oct 2009, 10:15
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"Love you long time..."

or

Biggles turned to Ginger & said: "Night off for you chummy boy!"
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 10:30
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8" crack on lower mid outer casing causes a halt in flying for the day.
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 10:34
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"I’m actually going out to Kandahar to serve with the Tornado GR4s next year and can I say how much more confidence I have now in my chain of command than I had after Prime Minister Gordon Brown was here a couple of weeks ago."

I hope nobody noticed....
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 10:53
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"Chief, can you help? I think my intake blank's been sucked in!"
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 10:58
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So, the side curtain airbags are optional?
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 10:59
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This, young man, calls for the hot start routine. Follow me through.
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 11:10
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Bananas, Bananas, boys - or are you just pleased to see me?
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 11:27
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The new Mk17 - 'Flying suit - Desert (Female)' trials were passed in record time.
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 11:37
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It's important to check the operation of the flaps - last thing you want is to be too fast on finals at night onto a rolling deck.
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 12:03
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'So hot shot, do you wanna demonstrate to me how you flipped Ivan the finger?'

'I'll even go negative G (string) if it helps'
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 12:51
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Early attempts at dealing with the Sex Requirements of the forthcoming Mk.16A bang seat were well received.

iX
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 12:53
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If you look closely, her cloths say "Remove before night"

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Old 6th Oct 2009, 12:58
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Is that a pitot tube in your pocket.....
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 12:59
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"Where's ya Buccaneers?"
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 13:24
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This is how they should advertise the planes at Farnborough !
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 16:18
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"Crap! keep the power on! if we'd been in the phantom we would have got her underwear as well."
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 16:25
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Requests for branch transfer to the safety equipment branch soared after Flt Lt Pippa PPrune had to be fitted for her desert island survival kit.
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 19:18
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Can we 'Buck' in 'ere?
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 19:34
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Unnecessary life jacket, with those naturally inflated floats!
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 22:59
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The RAF's newest campaign to get more money from Gordon Brown somehow worked rather effectively.
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