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Old 2nd Jun 2009, 15:51
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Scuba-Chef decided the twin-pot underwater wok just wanted a pinch of sea-salt in each.
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Old 2nd Jun 2009, 17:03
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Ignoring his Radalt low warning, Paddy might just have detected the oggin a little earlier if his divining rods hadn't been nicked.

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Old 2nd Jun 2009, 17:12
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This carrier landings lark is easy !
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Old 2nd Jun 2009, 21:45
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"It's a bit humid in the HAS today, chaps".
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Old 3rd Jun 2009, 03:15
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Look Dad, Im a real Harrier pilot!



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Old 3rd Jun 2009, 18:30
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"I'm going to sit here and hold my breath until Gordon Brown resigns, see if I don't!"
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Old 4th Jun 2009, 06:21
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Sorry for the hold, I'm going to go with Shawtarce with:

"the Nav (pink goggles) was chuffed to bits that he was finally allowed to sit in the front seat, and was heard to shout dagger, dagger, dagger"

It reminds me of an AEF flight where one of the cadets sprayed Bournemouth's radio waves with dagger, dagger, dagger....


Over to you Shawtarce....

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Old 4th Jun 2009, 21:31
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Here goes my first attempt........

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Old 4th Jun 2009, 21:46
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The latest Cabinet member decides to leave Downing street quietly!
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Old 4th Jun 2009, 21:47
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Ryan Air tries out its latest cost saving proposal to save on landing fees.
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Old 4th Jun 2009, 21:53
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...now, let's check the takeoff data for a contaminated runway, Hoskins!
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Old 4th Jun 2009, 22:27
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At the last minute, Hammond decided that he wasn't happy that the original Stig had returned to the show.
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 03:08
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The latest MP to be caught out in the expenses scandal successfully avoids a media scrum, making his getaway by combining his sister's tax-payer funded R1 and his wife's subsidised flying lessons.

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Old 5th Jun 2009, 05:54
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The movers solution to prevent any more "unfortunate mishaps" when positioning aircraft steps for boarding had but one tiny flaw......

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" Ah, Fg.Off Bloggs, about your idea for leaning the embarkation of pax process "
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 07:44
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The department of transport reveals the replacement to the allegedly dangerous swerve maneuver for the new CBT.
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 07:53
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The Marshals attempt to remind the pilot this was a super BIKE race, not a super CUB race...

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Old 5th Jun 2009, 08:08
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The latest and cruelest pastime for light aircraft pilots......Pillion fishing.
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 08:24
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A few seconds after this shot, when they realised it was the pilot's turn next, Martin Baker scrapped the new budget ejection system.
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 09:29
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It was on a windless day that Brian (the Bike rider) was asked by his younger brother (Mikey) if Brian wouldn't mind helping him fly to his 'Kite' with the aid of his R1.
It was on that same windless day that Brian, realised that Mikey was a complete idiot.
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 11:09
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The FO totally misunderstood when the Captain told him he could organise a ride on the local bike...
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