It's gone quiet and to remove the pressure from myself, I hereby declare
the winner as:
LurkerBelow:
Although the prototype of the latest Zippo Lighter shows spectacular promise, the marketing boys think there might be a usability issue ...
Runner up and responsible for assuming the duties of posting if Lurker fails to post within 24 hours of this post is:
NutLoose with:
The British Army trial the new cheaper shells manufactured by the Standard Fireworks Sparkler division.
Third place/honorable mention is Runaway Gun's
Rupert's Super Mess Cannon accidentally sunk the Korean Warship 12,000 miles away !!