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Old 22nd Dec 2009, 04:15
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With the Eurostar trains unable to operate, transport planners were looking at alternative and more historic ways to complete the Channel crossing. But once again it seemed hardly worth it.


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Well... it might, but we'd know it was a fiddle.
You apparently missed the evil grin at the end of my post ..... or is there some insider trading going on?!!
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Old 22nd Dec 2009, 08:00
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Got it for a song actually...just called it loft insulation and they bought it no questions.
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Old 22nd Dec 2009, 08:28
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Bob finally met his Waterloo !
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Old 22nd Dec 2009, 18:07
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After refusing any more cuts to his armys - Bob still enjoyed playing in the garden after the severe cuts to his leggies!
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 02:33
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BRILLIANT!!
Excellent entries so far....some more 'worth it' than others (d'ya see what I did there....Mr ..Haul?) Leaving it for final judging (come on NutLoose...there's more!) until early Christmas Eve. Who's going to be Christmas number 1...of the PPrune caption competition. Open to all...including 'TCT' or Sir Jock Strapp......or c'mon Bungling Bob, give us all a larf for the festive season!!
H-W
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 02:47
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"The Missus reckons I might be overcompensating for something..."
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" Before I agree to any increase in troop numbers I must be sure that the balance of risk is acceptable by evaluating the capacity of the supply chain to properly equip the increased force ... now where does this chain thingy go ? "
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 05:58
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having received the pink attack signal, the martian tripod readied for the attack.
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 06:26
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Air Vice-Marshal Sir Hardly-Worthitt DSO DFC & bar (most likely earned at The Rose & Crown) surveys the scene of his latest war game, a re-enactment of the Battle of Walter’s Ash. At the time this photo was taken he was considering sending in his secret weapon code named ****e Hawk in a final push for victory. He regards war gaming as his favourite pastime however some of his close friends feel he is obsessed and must have a nut loose.

Ok I’ll get my coat ……. Merry Christmas fellow Pruners!
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 07:43
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So Jock, how many more of these helicopter thingies do we need in theatre?
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 08:00
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SDR Latest: Ainsworth plans New Model Army.
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 08:49
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having received the pink attack signal, the martian tripod readied for the attack.
1979 Jeff Lynes War of the Worlds album haha , good fit
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 09:19
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This is kid stuff! Who needs these Generals anymore!!
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 09:40
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"So this is where Churchill stood when he plotted Napoleon's downfall?...Amazing."
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 10:31
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Helicopters? What's wrong with horses - they're cheaper and we can get them to you within the next 18 months
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 11:11
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See I told you it would work, we forget the damaged bridge on my right, We raise the flood defences along the areas in front of me where I have added them, then we march the school kids across the ford and Workington is back together, that way we can save a fortune and pray the press move onto our next blunder before they see the flaws in our cunning plan..
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 11:52
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"Lets play Afghanistan Gordon, you can be the British and I will be the Taliban."

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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 14:53
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See, you can just use the lines connecting countries to move forces.

Saves a bundle of transport.
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Old 23rd Dec 2009, 23:38
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Thumbs up Utterly...Utterly....Brilliant!!

You know, sometimes it can be a bit depressing reading some of the bitchin', back biting, pompous and arrogant utterances that pass for 'comments' on the PPRune pages.......however, once in a while, you lot come good and provide much merriment, tongue in cheek banter, and a hearty dose of excellent old-fashioned humour......BRILLIANT!!

Over 30 responses to 'Bungling Bob' and his toy soldiers......and all entirely worth it! Hope you've all enjoyed the entries as much as I have - but very difficult to judge.

Honorable mentions must go to:

Longhitter's
"We're not going to give them paddles for the battle over Sh*t Creek, are we?"
VitaminGee's
Hey, Bob! Have you been dubbed Napoleon coz yer don't know yer a4se from yer Elba?
Roadster280's (simple and very effective)
"Where's me 'elicopters?"
However....Top 3 for the Christmas Number 1 spot (cue the 'Pick of the Pops' soundtrack...)

in 3rd position:

Buster Hyman's
"The Missus reckons I might be overcompensating for something..."
...at Number 2 (and only very narrowly missing the Top Spot) is
Shlonghaul's most excellent
Air Vice-Marshal Sir Hardly-Worthitt DSO DFC & bar (most likely earned at The Rose & Crown) surveys the scene of his latest war game, a re-enactment of the Battle of Walter’s Ash. At the time this photo was taken he was considering sending in his secret weapon code named ****e Hawk in a final push for victory. He regards war gaming as his favourite pastime however some of his close friends feel he is obsessed and must have a nut loose.
and thank you for the promotion!!

However......there can only be one winner......with 5 separate entries (including the one with the amended picture showing the results of Bungling Bob's cuts so far) the winner is....

NutLoose with his pithy and biting
Bob in his final days in his secret bunker emulates Hitler by moving around his imaginary armies whilst blaming the fall of the country on everyone else
Sir, I salute you, and pass you the baton of providing all with the Christmas 2009 picture.

To all - may You and Yours (wherever you may find yourselves) enjoy a Safe and Very Merry Christmas and a fruitful New Year! Take Care, H-W.
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Old 24th Dec 2009, 01:40
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Wow thanks, Will be away over Christmas so here goes... If it has run it's course and I am not back, can I please ask SL Hardly-Worthitt if he would not mind adjudicating again......

As Political Satire seems to go down well, here is another opportunity, but this time from what was the "other side"............ Enjoy




Allow me to add
Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to you all where ever you may be, both home and abroad, Stay safe OK.........

We all appreciate what you guys and gals are doing, although we do not show it all the time
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