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Old 26th Nov 2009, 19:28
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And that's why they call us "The Dirty Dozen".
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Old 26th Nov 2009, 23:28
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After the Luftwaffe lost control of the skies, Goering's career change almost gave Germany the edge...
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Old 27th Nov 2009, 16:44
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Muttered Patton: "That goddammed Monty can't let one photo op go by!"
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Old 27th Nov 2009, 16:45
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Quivering with anticipation, Kevin's fingers hovered, waiting for the moment. "Jeez" he thought, "Pass-the-Parcel is even better fun than musical chairs, when you have the remote"

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Old 27th Nov 2009, 18:42
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At the Battle of the Bulge the outflanking manouver was put down to a step to the right and a pelvic thrust!
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Old 28th Nov 2009, 03:35
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Front row, third from right..."Geez, I could murder a Curry!"
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Old 28th Nov 2009, 11:05
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"I think it's time we stopped inviting Freddie Mercury to our graduations; he always spoils the photos".
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Old 28th Nov 2009, 13:46
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One man was game enough to prove that he wasn't excited. The rest covered themselves in shame.
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Old 28th Nov 2009, 13:59
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The photographer had to hand it to them, he said: "watch the birdy" and they didn't move a muscle!


Or.


In an early attempt to save cash, the company bike was also the company mascot.

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Old 28th Nov 2009, 17:31
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Some really funny captions, but Runaway Gun takes the biscuit with:
"It's your fault Sir, you complained about the Black Labrador."

Over to you, RG!
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Old 28th Nov 2009, 18:11
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Thankyou.

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Old 28th Nov 2009, 18:16
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Right I'm going to turn into hard men.
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Old 28th Nov 2009, 18:27
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And here we demonstrate the correct wear of the PT uniform, the cool weather uniform, and the "darling, I'm glad you're home" uniform...
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Old 29th Nov 2009, 01:58
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"Sorry honey, but we're Army, not Navy, so you can take your Village People crap and shove it!"
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Old 29th Nov 2009, 06:31
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Phase 7 of the Conduct After Capture course was not quite what the candidates had been expecting.
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Old 29th Nov 2009, 07:50
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tIRED OF bRITNEY'S LIP SYNCING, THE aRMY TOOK MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN HANDS & BARRED HER FROM THE STAGE...

(F%@#*ng Caps lock!)
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Old 29th Nov 2009, 17:59
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In a variation of the stress position "game", the last one holding his arms up gets a blow job!

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Old 29th Nov 2009, 20:10
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"Excellent! The Brass get the Tranny & we get the Cheerleader...life is sweet!"
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Old 29th Nov 2009, 20:38
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For God's sake, darlin' - just make up your mind....right dress, left dress, or your blue mini dress?
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Old 30th Nov 2009, 00:00
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"Alright, alright...we'll talk, just take Britney away you Al Qaida bastards!"
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