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Old 30th Sep 2009, 02:02
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"Ah... sir ... are you sure our position is Firin Grange ?"

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Security is taken seriously when a serving member of the Royal Family takes a crap in the woods ...


Firin gRange

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Old 30th Sep 2009, 16:38
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Is that a fox or a Vixen ?. PH.
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Old 30th Sep 2009, 22:01
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little known vintage SAS selection criteria, focusing on bowel control.
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Old 30th Sep 2009, 22:07
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The Fleet Air Arm had finaly found a use for theVixen........dropping it on troops from 5000ft.
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Old 1st Oct 2009, 07:09
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'Sea Fury sir?'

'No Dobbs, but I think I can smell fear.'
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Old 1st Oct 2009, 07:46
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The Sun shows its appreciation of Gordon Brown's conference speech ......
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Old 1st Oct 2009, 12:44
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Guerilla gardeners prune the roses in the Admiral's hanging garden, just beneath the bows of Ark Royal
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Old 1st Oct 2009, 17:11
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"RNAS Bisley? Since when?"
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Old 1st Oct 2009, 19:24
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A Daily Express photographer captures the exact moment when Disruptive Pattern Material was invented.
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Old 1st Oct 2009, 22:22
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Guy on the right "this sucks, I am going to be sleeping in a mud trench tonight eating rations whilst ol fly boy gets cooked food and a beautiful woman to share his bed with....."
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Old 2nd Oct 2009, 01:30
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"Broadsword calling Danny Boy, state locati............."

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"Keep smiling chaps, this will end up on PPrune one day and they'll blame it on Photoshop."
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Old 4th Oct 2009, 02:49
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Well, I think we should start the new week with a new piccy so, here we go....

Honourable mention to arandcee with;

'Sea Fury sir?'

'No Dobbs, but I think I can smell fear.'


But, this weeks winner is Runaway gun with;

"Too close for missiles, I'm switching to guns."
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Old 5th Oct 2009, 21:55
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Well, I think we should start the new week with a new piccy . . . .

So, wha' 'appened, then?



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Old 5th Oct 2009, 22:01
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Perhaps arandcee could step up to the plate?
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Old 5th Oct 2009, 23:02
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Uh Sarge? How long do you think the inflato-plane will fool them? Uh...it's not moving. Sir? Sir?
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 09:51
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Righto guys, that's the first time a 'Top Gun' quote has won me anything

Here goes:
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 09:54
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Anybody got the one time pad to decode it?
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 09:58
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Just gonna email it to AA to host it for me. Apologies. Rolex plus ten...
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 10:10
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Old 6th Oct 2009, 10:13
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"Not sure how I'll get my lips round that, but I'll sure try"

"Does it suck or blow?"
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