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Old 28th Jul 2008, 13:41
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"Shoulders back...chests out...ahh"
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Old 28th Jul 2008, 14:06
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Blooming typical, all them legs on show and we have to use a photographer with a shoe fetish.
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Old 28th Jul 2008, 14:11
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The Girls Beaver Scout Troop caused quite a stir
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Old 29th Jul 2008, 12:57
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*Bump back up to page One please!*
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Old 29th Jul 2008, 17:43
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And now we know why those heels crack ever so often!
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Old 31st Jul 2008, 12:24
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Judgement Day

Sirs, Ladies and Gents

The Official Caption Competition Results are as follows:

In third with: "Unemployed photographer searches of an opening in the Ukranian Military" is Lafyar Cokov.

Second, was "Official photographer dies from heart attack during military graduation parade. It is rumoured that his comment: "OK girls, now we'll have one with flash" was completely misunderstood by a blonde in the second rank." from ShyTorque.

The WINNER with "Despite their lack of equipment, the new look crack commando unit was a definitely a crowd pleaser!" is therefore cargosales

Well done Sir.
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Old 31st Jul 2008, 16:42
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Affirmatron, Thank you very much indeed - I'm honoured.

I'll dig out something suitable and post it for the weekend.
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Old 1st Aug 2008, 06:08
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Inbetween "competitions" - can anyone tell me what was that Ukranian photo actually all about ?
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Old 1st Aug 2008, 07:00
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Absolutely no idea. I just types 'Russian Military Women' into Google images and it popped up. I hope it is a honey trap as hinted at.....
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Old 1st Aug 2008, 07:08
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I know it was a repeat photo but good for all that.
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Old 1st Aug 2008, 10:58
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Affrimatron wrote..
"Absolutely no idea. I just types 'Russian Military Women' into Google images and it popped up. "

That just sounds toooo rude......
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Old 1st Aug 2008, 11:55
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622 - I suspect you're not the only one who had a 'fnarr fnarr' moment with that line...

What I want to know is why Affirmatron thought to google for that in the first place!!
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Old 1st Aug 2008, 16:41
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Maybe he was looking for a Honey trap, get in there
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Old 1st Aug 2008, 16:57
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the best caption comp photo imo
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Old 1st Aug 2008, 22:46
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I don't think this one has been done before, so to speak.

Extra points on offer for innuendo!




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Old 2nd Aug 2008, 08:50
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1. And does ma'am require the optional extra female suit bladder ?

2. And if you put it under your casual clothes, you can choose your bust size at will.
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Old 2nd Aug 2008, 09:04
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And if it's not completely firm when you've pulled on it, you can blow into it to get it up fully.
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Old 2nd Aug 2008, 09:06
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Corporal - "Fewer visits to BurgerKing might help Ma'am"
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Old 2nd Aug 2008, 11:25
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Innuendo ?? Isn't that Italian for suppository ?

How about: I'm sorry we have to give you a security pat down ..... We can't have you taking over the plane now can we ??
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Old 2nd Aug 2008, 14:18
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