Caption competition

[Lafyar Cokov]

After the Iraqi information minister was accused of burying his head in the sand, his 'escape from Iraq plan' was found to have a similar weakness.


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The Iraqi AA arrived quickly to fix the broken down truck.....


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Bit low on the pull out/round out bloggs (Just to continue the theme going.......!)

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!]

Unfortunately due to the mix up in the paperwork the stackers were currently trying to work out what to do with the shipment of sanitary napkins - with wings.

[Hempy]

ok, it was a pretty crappy pic so I'll keep it short.

3rd place: ShyTorque; "Keep digging! Blair's head must be down here somewhere...." (apologies to any Ostriches here...)

2nd place: TyroPicard; "Sir, does my berm look big in this?"

And the winner is..

6Z3;"Guy in the foreground to gal on his left:

Lady, with a shovel up YOUR arse and your right arm blown off, YOU'd need a walking stick too."

Over to you 6Z3

[6Z3]

Honoured, truly honoured.
Now for something completely different:

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[6Z3]

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[RETDPI]

" Oh do stop whingeing, since the last TriStar went u/s this is the best we can do."

[clicker]

"Of course we're getting nowhere, you keep pushing while the aircrew are pulling, don't you blunties know anything about sailing!"

[Big Bear]

I bet the guy in red is regretting those free aircrew rations now.

[sikeano]

As the boat was entering rough waters,Jesus and his disciples were discussing what to do about The middle East crisis, Judas (one wearing the Red jacket)Started to throw up when Blair and Bush were mentioned

[cornish-stormrider]

The new heavy transport aircraft, as advertised by Jervis Media was nothing like the snazzy video.

[Talking Radalt]

On board HMS Spirit of Adventure Andy turned to Terry.....
"We're sinking!"

[Green Flash]

Er, there's 16000 of 'em! How about that bread and fishes trick again?

[diginagain]

"Wadda yer mean, 'The wet-winching display's cancelled'. I paid 25 quid for a ticket."

[Talking Radalt]

(I think this one's gonna run and run.....)

[airborne_artist]

"I told you that handing the Future Carrier contract to Jervis would be a bad idea".

[Green Flash]

A rough ride for the plucky crew of the SS Jervis Bay.

(With apologies to the memory of the real HMS Jervis Bay, armed merchant cruiser)

[seekayess]

Sorry! We've just realised the GPS isn't functioning too well!!

[diginagain]

Jervis, Turner and company find themselves up Sh1t Creek without a paddle between them.

Young lad hanging over the rail - "Anyone seen my ipod?"

[clicker]

"This always happens when Moby Dick farts"

[ShyTorque]

Look Tony, you've said you're going - so JUMP!