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Tank Commander:" Driver whats going on?"
Driver. " I told them we were going for a world record for leaping over the most people in a tank, and the gullible pricks didn't even notice there was no ramp."
Driver. " I told them we were going for a world record for leaping over the most people in a tank, and the gullible pricks didn't even notice there was no ramp."
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[Not really the done thing to caption your own photo entry, but just couldn't resist, in view of PingDit's post]...
"Sorry mate, can't help it ..... I've just realised who the driver is.... I've been s***ging his wife and he found out this morning."
(Sound of multiple farting, towards stage front)....
If you fart just once more.....
(Sound of multiple farting, towards stage front)....
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It seems to have gone rather quiet, so judging today!!
C-bert, Your caption:
We know exactly what you mean. Just don't ever mention the other C-word again...... 
Your call, squire!
C-bert, Your caption:
For the Jetblasters amongst us:
So, if the troops crawl at exactly the opposite speed to the tank will it take off?
So, if the troops crawl at exactly the opposite speed to the tank will it take off?
Your call, squire!
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Sorry chaps, I obviously need to make it more clear:
C-Bert has won!
C-Bert has won!
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C-Bert - perhaps you are still in shock at being judge the winner. Please judge this when you see fit:
So, ladies and gentlemen, what is the second in line to the throne saying here?
So, ladies and gentlemen, what is the second in line to the throne saying here?
"I say again -- two Big Macs with fries, a Filet-O-Fish and three apple pies, over".
or:
"Listen, Kate, I'm really, really sorry about last night, okay? I was just a bit tired".
or:
"Listen, Kate, I'm really, really sorry about last night, okay? I was just a bit tired".
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Extra points for a thought bubble for the Leading Hand, who looks less than impressed by the two most dangerous things on any battlefield:
1) officer with a map
2) officer trying to use the radio
1) officer with a map
2) officer trying to use the radio