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Old 27th May 2019, 23:31
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"Man the front gun he said, and I said you have to be freckling kidding me and he said ahhhh Classic turrets syndrome then shoved me in"
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Old 27th May 2019, 23:34
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"I wouldn't worry to much about the crashing on landing fears old chap, statistically the life expectancy of new pilots at the front isn't that long"
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Old 28th May 2019, 03:17
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I call it...Fly By Wire.
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Old 28th May 2019, 09:18
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"I think I've found the exhaust pipe. Let's follow it and see if we can find the engine."
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Old 28th May 2019, 09:22
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The main problem is that Sharky insists on moving up from the pilots' seat to fire the Lewis gun.
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Old 28th May 2019, 10:20
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Captain Flasheart calls down, send up Roger the cabin boy
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See the issue with embedding FAA into the RAF, wasted ballast
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Trouble was the aircraft designer used to produce wooden coffins

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Old 28th May 2019, 11:01
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"Ok, I have worked out the V2 speed and it should coincide roughly with when we lose our hats"
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Old 28th May 2019, 11:04
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"So what term are they calling you today, Nav or WSOP?"
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Old 28th May 2019, 11:04
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Old 28th May 2019, 11:05
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"They tell me they have come up with a solution for the weak Starboard brake"
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Old 28th May 2019, 11:06
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"Is that a gun or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Old 28th May 2019, 11:06
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Concern was expressed that some squadrons would not have enough room on the fuselage for their elaborate squadron marking.
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Old 28th May 2019, 11:24
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"Never mind in the air, there's a Fokker kicking our tyre!"
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Old 28th May 2019, 13:13
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Just as you go to take a photo of the aircraft some idiot jumps in front and ruins it.
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Old 28th May 2019, 13:25
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When they said I'd become part of the fabric of the RFC....
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Old 28th May 2019, 15:46
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"Yees, I remustered over from the cavalry, how did you know?"
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Old 28th May 2019, 15:58
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Course it will be seat of the pants flying. Brown trousers supplied as camoflague.
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Old 29th May 2019, 06:59
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I know you used you be a Trapeze artist but normally there is also a scantily clad female hanging on the wires
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Old 29th May 2019, 07:03
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Just as the photographers flash bulb went off the gunner had a reaction thinking it had been a muzzle flash and unloaded a clip in defence
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Old 29th May 2019, 07:08
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That Rigger follows us everywhere - I must name my next dog after him.
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