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"Get me Security now! There's a sleeping agent outside my window."
Join Date: Apr 1998
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"Hi mummy, you know I don't like smoking, I don't like my hair-cut, and my fit-bit watch is lying to me, but I only do this because daddy used to say it's what you like in a man."
Big Mac, Extra Large Cheesy fries, McFlurry with extra sauce, double apple pie......................... oh and Diet Coke as I am trying to lose weight.
(Yup heard so many time in the US)
(Yup heard so many time in the US)
Evertonian
"....well should I waken the Western Dog?...Yes he's sleeping.....Let him lie???? What the ****!....Report to the Pyonyang AA Battalion at once!"
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"So he is part of the decoy system, if we see a missile he lights a flare and slides off the wing wearing a hat made of tinfoil.."
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"Me too, I can't believe Buster won again.."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Look, there's Gerald Durrell on the wing...
Sir Sir...I do not care who you (think) you are but as we are landing it is a requirement that all window blinds are up
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Yes it that the UN? are you missing a aircraft?
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I know we borrowed the aircraft from President Trump as he does not need it at the moment but can you fire of a displeased review that there are still stiletto heal marks on the desk.
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Yes it that the UN? are you missing a aircraft?
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I know we borrowed the aircraft from President Trump as he does not need it at the moment but can you fire of a displeased review that there are still stiletto heal marks on the desk.
'Jesus H Christ what the F$ck is that on the wing'
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No don't worry about the Nuclear Tests, I have a guardian angel looking after me.... wake up....Wake Up.... WAKE UP...Ok now time to worry ….
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No don't worry about the Nuclear Tests, I have a guardian angel looking after me.... wake up....Wake Up.... WAKE UP...Ok now time to worry ….
