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"Man the front gun he said, and I said you have to be freckling kidding me and he said ahhhh Classic turrets syndrome then shoved me in"
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"I wouldn't worry to much about the crashing on landing fears old chap, statistically the life expectancy of new pilots at the front isn't that long"
Captain Flasheart calls down, send up Roger the cabin boy
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See the issue with embedding FAA into the RAF, wasted ballast
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Trouble was the aircraft designer used to produce wooden coffins
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See the issue with embedding FAA into the RAF, wasted ballast
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Trouble was the aircraft designer used to produce wooden coffins
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"Ok, I have worked out the V2 speed and it should coincide roughly with when we lose our hats"
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"So what term are they calling you today, Nav or WSOP?"
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"They tell me they have come up with a solution for the weak Starboard brake"
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"Is that a gun or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Concern was expressed that some squadrons would not have enough room on the fuselage for their elaborate squadron marking.
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"Never mind in the air, there's a Fokker kicking our tyre!"
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Just as you go to take a photo of the aircraft some idiot jumps in front and ruins it.
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"Yees, I remustered over from the cavalry, how did you know?"