Caption competition
Thank you very much. I would have made TIEW the winner for this brilliant pun:
Test Pilot: There seems to be a lot of drag on the Starboard side.
Designer: Shouldn't be. They looked like real women when I checked.
I was expecting to be posting the recent pic of Boris tugging a bull, but this came up
Test Pilot: There seems to be a lot of drag on the Starboard side.
Designer: Shouldn't be. They looked like real women when I checked.
I was expecting to be posting the recent pic of Boris tugging a bull, but this came up
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"Yes, I dictate into this end and what comes out the other becomes my written speeches!"
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Boris explains the disturbance at his house.
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"It beats manhole cover collecting"
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"Yes, Yes two horny cows...I get it"
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"That's were you're going wrong C52, if you're tugging a bull you want to be under it..."
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Now, that's with two hands, if I can master doing it with one then I'll be able to keep Dominic in check as well...
There Mr Wedgwood saved all your China
or
There I was in the American Ladies flat ( forgot her name), and everyone thinks I was on the Pole
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Well that's something we have not seen President Putin do.
( must go before the KGB triangulate my signal)
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There I was in the American Ladies flat ( forgot her name), and everyone thinks I was on the Pole
or
Well that's something we have not seen President Putin do.
( must go before the KGB triangulate my signal)
Six notable entries in my judgement, but only one winner, and that is of course
Pres Trump,
Pres Putin,
and Boris himself
but in the world the rest of us inhabit, I am torn between Shytorque's "Yes, I dictate into this end and what comes out the other becomes my written speeches!"
and Ascend Charlie's "Look, if I held her legs apart like this, I wouldn't have a spare hand to run up her thigh, so the story is absolute bull!"
A random number generator on my laptop gives the prize to Shytorque. The CST, newly mounted on a golden calf, is storming towards you with a crazed politician clinging to its horns.
Pres Trump,
Pres Putin,
and Boris himself
but in the world the rest of us inhabit, I am torn between Shytorque's "Yes, I dictate into this end and what comes out the other becomes my written speeches!"
and Ascend Charlie's "Look, if I held her legs apart like this, I wouldn't have a spare hand to run up her thigh, so the story is absolute bull!"
A random number generator on my laptop gives the prize to Shytorque. The CST, newly mounted on a golden calf, is storming towards you with a crazed politician clinging to its horns.
