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28th Jul 2019, 00:25

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"Grorious Reader, the Guinness Records people say you definitely have the world's biggest bathtub, and the world's biggest bath toy. But Plesident Tlump has Stormy Daniels in his tub."

28th Jul 2019, 06:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ivor toolbox

According to some historians its spelled 'Knut'.... ho hum

Ttfn

I say Boadicea, you say Boudicca

Glorious Leader not happy sub not have figurehead of himself on bow. I tell him such a figurehead would reduce underwater speed by 10kts, he even more unhappy now.

28th Jul 2019, 06:55

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Pernicious gull steal Glorious Leader's pasty! Man AA gun! And tell chef to prepare another dozen pasties...

28th Jul 2019, 07:24

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Ascend Charlie

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"Engine Loom? Has Grorious Reader's fart dispersed yet?"

28th Jul 2019, 11:44

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"Mark this spot. This is where I'm going to build my Kim Island airport."

28th Jul 2019, 17:11

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Great Leader American Los Angeles class 10 00 yards off the Port bow... Ok I not fire unless he fire then I will fire one... Lookout FIRE ONE !

28th Jul 2019, 17:56

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He say send Wun Ping... how he know your name Wun Ping?

Ttfn

28th Jul 2019, 21:27

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Officer on phone: "I'm afraid the Dear Leader is demanding a hole to stand in that makes him look taller than those who are not standing in the hole."

28th Jul 2019, 21:54

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"The Dear Leader says he caught a sea bass at least 2m long. It got away, taking his rod with it, so I need you to find me another sea bass that large before we return to shore."

28th Jul 2019, 22:30

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Dear Leader says his photo used in yet another Imperial Dog**** caption contest. That being so, he ask how come he never receive much coveted CST?

29th Jul 2019, 06:30

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Yes, you heard me right, Dear Leader wants to go Skiing. What's our best speed again?.......똥 !!!!!!!!!

29th Jul 2019, 08:03

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"Yes, dear leader, it's a stealth boat and anyone watching will be sure you are walking on water."

29th Jul 2019, 08:25

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Officer 1: "Is now the moment?"

Officer 2: "But what shall we say?"

Officer 1: "Mummy duck said Quack Quack Quack Quack
and only two little ducks came back."

29th Jul 2019, 09:04

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"Grorious Leader wants to know who has taken the submaline hatch away. He say my hat not big enough to seal hole - even with my head still in it."

29th Jul 2019, 10:32

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I know, but glorious leader say he want to watch dive from tower!

29th Jul 2019, 13:18

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(sigh) how come all my dastardly world domination plans are thwarted by that British agent Loose. Nut Loose
or
Come in Great Leader decoy no 6 you are needed to fly immediately to London and find out how the British Prime Minister suddenly has so much money to spend

29th Jul 2019, 14:10

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Try this one from Faslane today............

29th Jul 2019, 15:09

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My dear ETOPS.... one will score the competition tonight or on the morrow, and then the announced winner who will be able to post the next image of their choice for the competition to continue.......