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Old 17th Aug 2019, 18:08
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Having recovered from jetlag Kiltrash is glad to discover it was only a dream after all
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 18:09
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Lord Shuttleworth get back in here immediately, you know the parachute has not been perfected yet
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 18:12
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President Trump descides the US Border patrol needs beefing up after the Mexicans are found to get over it easily
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 18:40
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Captain Flasheart descides a kill is still a kill moves in for the... kill... only discovers too late this was a trap as 4 Fockers come out the Sun
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 20:25
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OK Hoskins... you've got enough time on the Hippo now... time for your solo... Hoskins? Hoskins?

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Old 17th Aug 2019, 20:39
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Unfortunate introductions in history number 1:

"Come back Brown. When I said that I was 'Alcock', I just meant that it was my name!"
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 22:54
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"Forget vacuum pumps to increase ones length, strap your chute to your bell end for the ultimate stretch"
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 22:55
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Old 17th Aug 2019, 22:58
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"Bugger, according to my map we're within three miles of a primary school, that means we will be splashed all over the press"
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 04:24
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They all had a good laugh when they tricked Hoskins into thinking it was D Day on the 5th of June...
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 06:20
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Bailout or eject, bailout or eject? Who gives a **** when your ar$e is on fire.
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 06:24
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Having filled granny's bloomers with 47 helium filled novelty balloons and giving the string to a small child to hold....Oh how we laughed
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 08:40
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Hoskins attempt to join the Caterpillar Club gets rejected on adjudication... as its revealed he didn't actually need to bail from the Hippo

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Old 18th Aug 2019, 09:54
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"Running low on fuel 500 miles from land, Alcock and Brown make the ultimate sacrifice and jettison the lesser known Loadmaster Hoskins to reduce weight"
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 10:02
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"Ladies and gentlemen, due to mechanical problems you will note both engines have stopped, if you look out of the port window you will see we are over a built up area, looking out the starboard side you also will see nowhere to land, looking aft, you will see a person on a chute in an airline uniform..... This is your captain speaking"
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 11:25
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I don't care about Blenkinsopp pretending to be Mary Poppins on the way down, it's him bawling out "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" that pi$$es me off - it's given me an ear worm...
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 11:51
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Captain: "Get me the Royal Navy! I've just flown past the biggest jellyfish I've ever seen!!!!"
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 11:54
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Dear Mr Handley and Mr Page,

It is a good job the longer wing is on top, or I would have had a nasty accident, and so would my friend.


Yours etc,
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 12:29
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D B Cooper tests his plan for the perfect robbery...
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Old 18th Aug 2019, 12:33
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Ewald finally convinces Tracey that solo means solo...
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