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"Forget vacuum pumps to increase ones length, strap your chute to your bell end for the ultimate stretch"
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"Bugger, according to my map we're within three miles of a primary school, that means we will be splashed all over the press"
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"Running low on fuel 500 miles from land, Alcock and Brown make the ultimate sacrifice and jettison the lesser known Loadmaster Hoskins to reduce weight"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, due to mechanical problems you will note both engines have stopped, if you look out of the port window you will see we are over a built up area, looking out the starboard side you also will see nowhere to land, looking aft, you will see a person on a chute in an airline uniform..... This is your captain speaking"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I don't care about Blenkinsopp pretending to be Mary Poppins on the way down, it's him bawling out "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" that pi$$es me off - it's given me an ear worm...
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D B Cooper tests his plan for the perfect robbery...
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Ewald finally convinces Tracey that solo means solo...