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The Quack was determined to be hearing "voices" and was rendered a medical discharge on psychiatric grounds with a diagnosis of "Paranoid Schizophrenia".
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"Look into my eyes, only my eyes. When I snap my fingers we'll both be back in Australia...Damn, didn't work!"
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"Ok Skip, we now move onto para 4 of the NBC manual, positions for defecating..."
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"I hate to break this to you, you might be a bush kangaroo and all, but there ain't any bushes here!"
So the Captain wants you to go over into the tent and when the German prisoner sees you he will think he is hallucinating and will tell us Rommel's plans
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Skippy, its mail call and you have a letter from Flipper, it starts 'Dear John'
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'Hurry up and get the ice out my pouch and finish your tinnies'
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Skippy, its mail call and you have a letter from Flipper, it starts 'Dear John'
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'Hurry up and get the ice out my pouch and finish your tinnies'
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"So you're a desert rat?"
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Having bored the entire regiment with his "How I fought off a huge King Cobra snake" story, even poor Skippy nods off.