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"Why? Well, you know...it makes a change from that bulkhead from the Tirpitz".
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Pilot, "We should get a loudspeaker, put it on the roof, and wire it up to the stereo".
Nav. "Oh and what...play Ride of the Valkyries"!
Pilot. "Nah, the theme from Jaws".
Nav. "Oh and what...play Ride of the Valkyries"!
Pilot. "Nah, the theme from Jaws".
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"I know it's bigger than the little GPS fin you get on BMW's, but just look at the reception we are getting, heck it's even letting me know that there are traffic problems in Tokyo"
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"It might look stupid, but the RWR is picking up all the speed cameras and police speedtraps within a 50 mile radius"
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"Apparently it has a bit of a chequered history"
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"That Tornado we were towing, I can't see it now in the mirrors"
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"Yes, it looks great - but it's no fun in a crosswind on the motorway."
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"Look, the boss said we need a cheap system to Transit crews from the Tornado to the Typhoon, but I don't think this is what he had in mind."
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"This'll fool those Russian satellites"
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"See, even if we pull bits off it and throw them in the back of a van, it still out accelerates a Jag"
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"Quick, get it out of here before they notice it's gone - the Bloodhound project is back on again!"
"Well, Officer, we were practising landing on the middle lane of the motorway in an emergency, not 'hogging the middle lane'. So it was a necessity to be doing 150 mph and then perform what you mistakenly thought was an emergency stop. And this is a Tornado, not a white van, so it doesn't need a road fund licence, insurance, MoT, etc."
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