Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

The Church to take action as the clergy are found to be using pictures of Corbyn as target practise.

[Wensleydale]

"Anyone entering church wearing a rucksack is considered fair game".

(Too soon perhaps....)

[Wensleydale]

President Trump announces that he will visit St Pauls during his state visit to the UK.

[treadigraph]

He's heard a conspiracy theory that Rasputin is still alive and putting it about...

[Wensleydale]

Suspect identified for mass killings.

[Hydromet]

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

[SASless]

Look here Padre....are you taking this "Sin No More!" thing a bit wrong?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Let me help you get closer to god......

[Big Pistons Forever]

The forced remaster of Cpl Volkov from Spetnaz to the Padre corp did not go well.....

[Kiltrash]

Vlad upsets the church once too often
or
Owning to attacks on religious sites the authorities give training to the clergy
or
If you do not put in the collection tin expect the worst

[Kiltrash]

Hoskinovich did not pay attention in the lying down prone drill
or
Dog walker who did not pick up the faeces in the churchyard faces instant retribution
or
...and the eleventh commandment, 'Thou shall log into PPRuNe four times a day'

[Ascend Charlie]

"President Trump, I mean thee no harm, but thou art standing where I am about to shoot."

[treadigraph]

It's RoboCoptic...

[Buster Hyman]

Parish-nick-off....

[Penny Washers]

Is that a Vicar's machine gun?

[Ascend Charlie]

Is that a Vicar's machine gun?

Oooh, looks like a winner.....

[Dan Gerous]

Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition.

[racedo]

No Father, I said there were protestors outside the gates not protestants

[racedo]

So man in second row, do you allow the collection plate to pass by without a donation. Now is the opportunity to seek forgiveness.

[racedo]

Hmm, as I Polish priest I can shoot the German or Russian first, ok let it be the Russian then the German, business first then pleasure.